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#Svn'srant Well, well, well. January 17th, well technically yesterday shall now be marked as an auspicious date for all the wrong reasons. I drank an entire bottle of Absolut and proceeded to act like a premium-grade degenerate. Parents caught me mid-buffoonery and in a moment of throwing up while i still held the now empty bottle. I may or may not have told my best friend’s boyfriend exactly what my best friend wishes he’d do to her (I TOLD HIM TO FUCK HER. HARD.). Incredible. Stunning. Career-ending behavior if I was a celeb. So, a gentle public service announcement to myself! don’t be this stupid again, Paru. Warna jo laude tere lage hai, woh kam pe jayenge. Three shots? Fine. Six? Pushing it. Seven? Questionable. But never, ever, EVER the whole bottle. Learn. Heal. Drink water. Log off. Also, please keep your mouth SHUT.