"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"
-Spongebob Squarepants
"Hey, I've been turned into a cow, can I go home?"
-Guy who got turned into a cow from The Emperor's New Groove
"I may be an idiot... but I'm not stupid"
-Spencer Shay
I have a deep and personal connection to these quotes that you may never understand
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