I update randomly. Sorry. Don't click on the older stuff. Wait, reverse psychology. Click on the older stuff. You will be so cool if you click on the older stuff. Everyone will love you unconditionally and your name will be changed to Mary Sue and you will have no flaws. Don't you wanna click on those older stuff? Why would you click on the new ones? They're totally terrible. And no one will think you're a cool rebel if you read them.