Ahoy, fellow word-wranglers and story-stalkers! 👋

I'm Yazna | She/Her | 23 | Asian | High on coffee | Loves cat!

By day, I'm just your average human disaster, probably trying to figure out why I put my car keys in the blender (again). By night, I'm crafting stories to make you question everything else.

Warning: Side effects may include existential crises, temporary loss of grip on reality, and a newfound appreciation for the absurd.

My dreams? Nonexistent. My daydreams? They're wildly inaccurate but guaranteed to be at least 78% more entertaining than your average Wikipedia.

Buckle up for a mind vacation you never knew you needed (and may never recover from). I'm packing two keyboards - one for squeaky-clean tales, the other for stories that'd make sailors blush and catch fire.

Remember, in the grand circus of life, we're all just clowns trying to juggle our sanity. Some of us just have more colorful balls and a better sense of humor about dropping them.

Anyway, if anyone needs me, you can follow me on Instagram: yeejia_gisei and drop me a message.

I'll be in my blanket fort, arguing with my inner demons about the proper use of semicolons and whether or not it's acceptable to eat ice cream for breakfast. (Ngl it totally is.)