I hate math, too. I mean read this:
Person: What's 9 × 9?
Me: Um... We have calculators, you know, who f*cking gives a f*ck, am I right?
Everybody else: 81 !!!
Me: And how was I, supposed to know that? You never see ME running around saying, "81!" THAT'S why we have calculators, bakas!