I'm yournaughtymajesty and wattpad here is a great way to air out all my dirty and absolutely perverted thoughts so be fucking prepared. 

-> I want Francisco Lachowski as my sex slave, Adam Levine as my boy toy, Dane Dehaan as my boyfriend, and Ed Westwick to be my husband. Warning: STDS will be flying. 

-> Is it wrong that I look at hot dogs differently than most?

-> I love Maroon 5, Ariana Grande, Taylor Momsen, DEV, Lana Del Rey, Nirvana, Tove Lo, Lorde, Karmin, Christina Aguilera, Mac Miller, Macklemore, Katy Perry, and Charli XCX. Recommend some of your faves if you want. 

-> My tastes in television are superior to you peons!!! PLL, Gossip Girl, The Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, MLP, Awkward, Teen Mom, Teen Wolf, and etc. 

-> Food, food, food. I love you, food. Especially gummy bears. 

-> Periods are a bitch.

-> One person thought I was a teen mom. Bitch, I'll never have babies. Who you think I is?

"Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and let's multiply."

"You're on an elevator with a girl wearing a really pink shirt that makes her boobs look huge. The words GUESS are on it in big bold letters. So you turn to her and say 'Implants?'"