update: I have written the start of a book but I will probs never update (ever) again. 

Me:
I can speak native Russian / English, and 'good-enough' French. 
I live in England so yes, I put the letter 'u' into words. 
I'm studying Maths, English, Biology, Computing and Russian for my a levels.
I can be really descriptive when I want to be but it's 3am and my mind is currently running on pizza and toblerone so don't mind me.