"“Let’s hope they don’t play Thrift Shop” I told her
“That’s my jam though”
“I don’t know, if you’ve noticed but the way that you dance is terrible”" http://wattpad.com/story/11556995
"My heart was pounding with each step I took. Suddenly I had to fart really bad because of how nervous I was, but I held it in." http://wattpad.com/story/8656995