Impure (Sasuke x reader)

Introduction/Clarification

So imma write some shit and yeah.

Okay so I will be doing chapters with different versions that can fit you, the reader's, personality. Or at least how you want to act in this x reader.

So yeah this reader gives more of a choice than having me say "This is your (H/C)" "You are this tall" "You blush."

No.

I will give you a choice if you want to blush and have an outcome for each one. Like a game basically. It goes the way you want, I guess. For the most part.

It's gonna be alot of work, but I'm not gonna take forever to update.

Hell nah slow updaters just PLEZ.

I will have it in your point of view either "I" or "Me." Sometimes second person point of view, "You," "Your," "You're." or in another character's POV if I say sooooooo.

Because I am boss.

Because I am queen.

Because I am the ultimate Madara Uchiha.

AND YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME, NINGEN.

Nah, kidding. I'm not even shit material.

Yes. I love comedy and I will definitely add some in here.

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO OR THE CHARACTERS OR YOUR NINGEN BODY.

I have to say this because. Copyright. Yeah.

By the way, Ningen = Human.

Yeah I'm a weaboo so...

Gomennasai but you're going to have to deal with it.

Yeah the story's gonna be pretty long.

Long chapters and shit.

Quick updates and shit.

YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME.

NOT EVERYONE CAN DO THAT.

*COUGH COUGH* ETERNALLAUGHTER *COUGH*

But ya know, we're busy sometimes.

Aghhh fuck you homework.

Imma go eat soooooo *flails and runs* *bumps into door* Well fuck you door.

*toaster doesn't work* Fuck you toaster.

*Yaoi freezes at the good anal fucking part* OH MY FUCKING ZALGO FUCK YOU COMPUTER YOU 3 YEAR OLD MICROSOFT OUT OF DATE PIECE OF SHIT.

Imma go rage. To Hatsune Miku and Luka Megurine.

Imma call you guys potatos.

Bye bye potato bros see you when I actually write the first chapter! ( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ

By the way I will update all personalities at once, and I will throw some japanese into the comversation. Got it? Okay? Olay.

Chocolate? Chocolate.

No one's gonna read this anyways. XD

Please those of you that do read, leave a comment on what type of personalities I should write in. I can do as many as you want. I have so much free time just try me.

*no one comments* *crickets*

So much for an enthusieastic author's note.

Imma update on Valentine's day. For all us loners out there, me too. We'll be reading fanfics and shit wow.

Yeah I'm taking forever I'm just gonna make sure people actually wanna read it...

Well two people look forward to it, I think.

And I don't want to disappoint them.

But meh.

It's an x reader, but it's still my x reader.

Meh.