𝐅𝐎𝐂𝐔𝐒-𝐦𝐩𝐡𝐟𝐩𝐜 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬

𝚘𝚝𝚙 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚜!

                                                    ⋆𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐰𝐲𝐧

Bronwyn: It's not illegal.

Y/n: [staring into the kitchen, the counters completely filled with cupcakes]

Y/n: It's just... there's so much-

Bronwyn: But it's not illegal.

                                                    ⋆𝐄𝐦𝐦𝐚

Emma: I shall light my soul ablaze so that my existence in your life would make it much brighter.

Y/n: I know you're trying to be poetic but PLEASE stay still so I can put out the fire on your head.

                                                    ⋆𝐄𝐧𝐨𝐜𝐡

Enoch: Look me in the eyes and stay serious with me for a second.

Y/n: *smiling and laughing* Your eyes are so beautiful.

Enoch: *forcing himself to stop smiling* NO!

                                                    ⋆𝐅𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚

Fiona: I'm having trouble deciding which would be a good fit for our family. Adoption is so difficult!

Y/n: We've been here for hours. Please just pick a plant already.

                                                    ⋆𝐇𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐞

Y/n: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Horace: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

Y/n: Literally all you had to do was say no.

                                                    ⋆𝐇𝐮𝐠𝐡

Hugh: So I heard you like bad boys

Y/n: Yeah?

Hugh: Well, I'm bad...at everything *winks with both eyes*

                                                    ⋆𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐨𝐛

Y/n: You know, I never caught your name.

Jacob: *throws name tag at you* catch.

                                                    ⋆𝐌𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐚

Y/n, trying desperately to flirt: I like your shirt.

Melina: It's not for sale.

Y/n: *laughs awkwardly*

Melina: Laugh all you want, it's not for sale.

                                                    ⋆𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐝

Millard: What if nobody actually falls in love with me?

Y/n: *bursting through a wall* Haha, that's where you're wrong.

                                                    ⋆𝐍𝐨𝐨𝐫

Y/n: I thought you wanted to take pics of the scenery? Why am I always in it?

Noor: No photograph is beautiful without you in it. Now get in the frame.

                                                    ⋆𝐑𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐲

Y/n: I had a lot of standards and yet somehow, this idiot

Y/n:*gestures to Ricky*

y/n: managed to drop kick them out a window and take their place

                                                    ⋆𝐕𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫

Y/n: Can I have a hug?

Victor: No.

Y/n: What, why?

Victor: Because if I hug you, I'm not gonna be able to let go.