Episode 5: Welcome to Denver (pt. 1)

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     My lazy ass, again, wakes up to the sound of Oliver Tree's Cash Machine on my phone. Being late as hell in the morning, I check my surroundings and realize that I'm in the guest bedroom at Kong. Outside the door, I hear talking, footsteps, and voices, trying to get ready for our flight. I get up, get dressed, and I prepare my stuff so I can go to this flight back to America. The first thing I see are 2D and Murdoc arguing over whether to drive there, or get a taxi. Of course, Stu let's Murdoc win and agree that we all take the Geep to the airport. Just then, the green guy sees me walking with my bags.

Murdoc: Oi! Good morning, mate. Ya ready to go back to America?

Y/n: Yeah, but why are we taking the Geep again?

Murdoc: Oh come on, y/n. You rode it, so you should expect less fear then before. Besides, it's quicker than a taxi

2D: But taking a taxi is safer than taking a fast car to the air-

Murdoc: SHUT UP, DULLARD!!! Anyway, we gotta wait for Noodle and Russ. They should be finished at any moment

Y/n: Alright, I guess

     I look over to see 2D about to cry and burst into tears for having Murdoc yell at him again. Normally, people my age laugh at this, but considering how long this went, all I felt was pain. We all know how long Stu was abused not only by Murdoc, but on some occasions, Russel. Before I could go into any deeper thought of the situation, out the corner of my eye were Noodle and Russel.

Noodle: Konichwa!

Russel: Morning, fellas

Murdoc: Ello, mates. Ready to go to the airport?

Noodle: Hai!

Russel: Oh yeah, I'm ready

Murdoc: Well let's not waste anymore time, let's head to the Geep

Russel: Oh goddammit, Mudz. Why do we gotta take the damn Geep? Remember what happened last time?

Murdoc: Would you rather be on time, or have some lazy cunt drives us to our destination? Exactly, now come on. We have to make it there on time

     Russel moans in frustration, and off we head to the Geep. It was early in the morning, and with no breakfast or drink, I didn't have any energy to feel happy. Noodle didn't have breakfast either, but she was all happy, but why can't I? Anyway, we head to the Geep and we put our bags inside.

Murdoc: Y/n, ready for round 2?

Y/n: No

Murdoc: That's the spirit, lad!

     I guess Murdoc didn't wanna deal with my bullshit, so we get inside the Geep and off we head to the airport. Unlike last time, we weren't driving up ramps and going over the speed limit. I was really glad we had a normal ride, and get the feds up in our noses. We get to this parking lot where people go to park their cars when someone doesn't feel like dropping them off. We get our reserved parking spot, and we wait for our bus. Our ticket was orange, so the buss had to be orange too. When our bus arrives, we put our bags into the luggage racks, and off we go to our airport.

Noodle: So, y/n. It's been a while since we went to America. Remind us on how it's like

Y/n: Well, think of America as a place where you can eat all the stuff you want without limitations. Of course, diabetes isn't an option, but all the food is yours

Russel: Yeah, but try and avoid as much bullshit from the police as much as you can. We can't afford anymore coppers on our tails, thanks to the green snake himself-

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