Originally by these humorously dark yet amazing people. Also, Merry Christmas.
BiFiSignal (BFS)
Save-this-monster (STM)
Lyra_Invisa (LI)
TheGaylovingurl (TGLG)
cookiemonsterhottie (CMH)
Ahem, well, there's not much I can do for this one, it's just naturally hilarious. Enjoy!
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"I'M Gay!" The main character yelled out in reaction to a truth serum. At least it wasn't in front of the man he has feelings for, just the guy his hubby is jealous of... does that make sense?
May the group chat commence...
BFS- "EXPOSED!"
STM- "He spilled the tea."
BFS- "He shattered the cup too."
LI- "And got cut by the broken glass."
BFS- "Then tried to superglue it back together but did it wrong."
TGLG- "Then is all crumbled..."
BFS- "It then vaporized-"
TGLG- "Then it down poured and they all got glass in their eyes."
BFS- "And now they cannot see the original tea that had spilled on the floor..."
TGLG- "And now that tea has sunk in the floor and made it smell awful."
BFS- "He tried to spray some stuff on it but instead it went in his mouth."
TGLG- "And then he died of the chemicals and his corpse began to rot, being the only food for his children. They ate it."
"I-" BFS was speechless, realizing that their comment has somehow turned to cannibalism. Meanwhile, TGLG sunk into their seat realizing what they'd done. "Oh."
CMH looked at the last few comments in the thread and paled before typing- "That turned dark real quick..."
BFS- "Indeed..."
People to this day look at this thread and think, "What is this thread even- What!?" including me...
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What is this thread even, what???? *Laughs hysterically*
Okay *claps* very good job, everyone. Very few comment threads make it in this book so consider this an honor... JK! I enjoyed it, I hope you enjoyed it! Goodbye then...
What!?-Scarlet
YOU ARE READING
Dawn of the Bagel
РазноеThis is a story made up of weird comment lines I have stumbled upon. All people participating in said text line will get credit. I just hope you find this as funny as I do. Enjoy! 🥯 🍵 #1-Bagel
