Dawn of the Bagel

The Fandom High Council

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TheCherryPitSniper - former username MeiNight88, I think (Name in fic- Mei, Mx Gender, started this hilarious comment line)

@A discontinued account (an officer or guard of the fourth wall, authority the Fandom High Council)

ChaoticEvilBean (Name in fic- Your Honor Bean, Member of the council. AND Lawyer on Mei's defense)

Again, unfortunately, I had nothing to do with this wonderful creation. Just stumbled upon it in wonderful fanfic.

We were reading a Merlin Fanfic called (). I'm only on the first chapter but I assume it's good. Anyway, the setting of this story starts in Camelot, of course, but we will eventually end up in Fourth wall Head Quarters in the Merlin Fandom department. Let's get started.

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"GET OUT SORCERER!" Arther yelled at Merlin.

Mei appears right next to the young king and whispers in his ear. "Actually, he's a warlock."

Arthur hears this and jumps, looking at Mei startled. "HOW'D YOU GET HERE!?!?!?!?!"

"What's happening? I'm so confused." Merlin says, staring at the exchange.

"WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?!?!?!?!?" Arthur yells again.

Mei looks at him again. "Exactly that. Magic, duh." They roll their eyes.

Merlin bites his lip and shakes his head. "M'kay. They gonna die now. Or Arthur's head will explode. One or the other."

"THERE'S ANOTHER ONE?!? WTH!?" Imagine the scene in the Goblin episode where he's standing on his bed, shirtless, and with a sword.

Mei looks like they're about to burst into laughter. "And with that, I'll take my leave." They bow dramatically. "I bid you ado." Then they leave a puff of smoke back on the other side of the fourth wall.

They look back at it. "I don't think I broke it." See's a small crack and some guards running towards them. "Crap. All the fangisms are gonna kill me. Whelp, time to die!"

A single guard comes forward, "You are under arrest. It has been brought to the attention of the Fandom High Counsel that you are in violation of Fandom Conduct Code 461: 4th wall jumping without a permit. The minimum punishment is 1 year in the Furry Fandom."

"NOOOOOOOO!"

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of fandom law. I ask that you stay calm as we escort you to HQ." The officer speaks placing handcuffs on them.

Mei begins to fake cry, hoping to get out of her predicament. "I didn't mean to! *sniff* I just wanted to help!"

"It's the same old story." The guard snarls. "I'm sorry, but it's the law."

"But-" They cry out and are put to silence as they are dragged into the Fandom Council Room. Someone in professional clothes goes and stands by Mei then addresses the five High court members placed in seats above them.

"First. I'd like to point out, it's probably Deadpool's influence." They boom loudly.

The officer, still holding Mei and ignoring the lawyer, speaks "Tell them what you did!"

Mei sniff attempting to play innocent. "Arthur called Merlin a sorcerer!" Witnesses gasp. "We know Merlins a warlock! Arthur mistitled Merlin and I had to step in!" They cried in defense.