ALL right you fuckers we're back at it again this time it's different this is a what do to when you have a bat and you meet an Ostrich (side note do not try this at home try it with a professional and don't make PETA come after me now back your program)
When you meet an Ostrich do not run they will run after you and try to do Ostrichye things if you are lucky enough and have a bat this is what your going to do I will put a picture to show what to do
This will be you and the weird ass thing will be the Ostrich or anything your imagination desires
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How to Survive an Encounter with an Ostrich
HumorHonestly it's Christmas right now I'm bored as fuck and so awesome dude commented on a different book so imma do it