How to Survive an Encounter with an Ostrich

Part 1

Welcome back glad to have you not really let's see where to start uhhhhh.....well I guess you go and find an ostrich note they run fast and may or may not peck you lol that sounds wrong if you are lucky you might have a bat on hand you might want to use it so

What you should do is stop running they ostrich might stop as well get down on all fours with the bat on the ground remember to hide the bat they are smart birds (are they I'm not sure) there just to dumb to fly at you now once your on all fours look the bird dead in the eyes like your having a weird ass starting contes like the ones you have with your dog or cat