I totally didn't forget what I just wrote three seconds ago ANYWAY back to where we were oh right starting down an ostrich on all fours
So once you have done that and locked eyes with the ostrich lift you ass up high that is a key thing REMEMBER TO LIFT THY ASS!!! It's a very important thing to do when faced with an ostrich and start running to the ostrich remember the bat still has to be hidden the ostrich will know you have on they want you to think your smarter than them those fuckers it's very complicated to keep a fast pace and that your still running on all fours here is a picture to show how your supposed to run with faces with an ostrich
Like this dude up there but have your head up not down cause your always supposed to keep eye contact at all times you fuck that up and your dead
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How to Survive an Encounter with an Ostrich
HumorHonestly it's Christmas right now I'm bored as fuck and so awesome dude commented on a different book so imma do it