How to Survive an Encounter with an Ostrich

Part three

I keep forgetting what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing anyway if I hear that your ass wasn't in the air it will not be my fault you will be talking to my lawyer if you died or got hurt all I will say is that you DIDNT LISTEN TO WHAT I SAID ABOUT KEEPING YOUR ASS UP anyway back to your normal program

And that your running at them and are have your eyes locked make sure your close cause they will start to run away do make sure that there is no other ostrich's around or your fucked cause they will close you in and do ostrichey things like pee on you or something gross who knows I was never caught by ostrich's to tell you so now that your keeping the ostrich away from other ostrich's you will pull a sangwoo delete the ankles but be careful they make a weird ass sound that will alert other ostrich's and they will come and attack you at full speed to get you be sure that you can run fast and if your lucky enough after you stop running from them you can always get there eggs and rase a ostrich to attack other ostrich's and have a army of ostrich's remember to always keep a bat on hand so you can always delete the ostrich's ankles to get a army of ostrich's and this is the safety of being around ostrich's tone in next time or don't I won't miss you

That was fun tu right sorry it took some time to finish ;-; butt this book was sponsored by square space lol just kidding someone sponsor meeee na please don't but anyway this was all thanks to Blizzy_04 Tell them thank you I'm serious or I will get my army of ostrich's to delete your thumbs anyway I love you all and if you want more or want a request please do let me know have a good day or night love you all :3
                                              -Fox