Obey Me! one master to rule them all

not everyone who shares your goals is your Ally

"ASMODEUS...! YOU ROTTEN BASTARD...!" Screamed Mammon at the top of his lungs

"AAAAAH I can't take this anymore! I wish you'd just disappear! You can go burn in the fires of hell for all I care! If I could snap my fingers and send you there right now, I'd do it!" responded Asmodeus.

"That's it! You shut that big fat mouth of your RIGHT NOW, you $#&$! *$&!!%#!"

"Oh yeah? Well, you're money-grubbing trash! A scumbag who'd sell his soul for a grimm! The only thing that might make up for your awful existence is if you just ended it! Now!"

"HEY, that's no way to be talkin' to your older brother, now is it?! You'd best start showin' me some respect!"

"respect? What did YOU ever do to earn my respect? I'm EMBARRASSED to have someone like you for an older brother! Mortified even!"

Sighing Satan placed his book down and spoke "All right you two, that's enough. Stop throwing pillows at each other. You're sending dust flying everywhere."

"It's no use. They won't listen. It's like they don't even hear us." responded Levi as he continued to play on his phone.

"The food here at the demon lord's castle sure is something, huh? The shadow swine offal they served at dinner was amazing." Beel smiled as he laid on his stomach, thinking about his next snack.

"$%#! %$#%! And....and also, you're a..um, a *&%#$!" stuttered Mammon as he tried to insult Asmodeus even more.

"Maybe it's time you learned some new WORDS, Mammon! Because your vocabulary is pathetically small! Just what I'd expect from the stupidest demon in the devildom! You really set the bar for what stupid can be!"

"WHAT?! SAY THAT AGAIN! I DARE YA!"

Sighing Levi moaned "...How long are they going to keep going at each other like this? It's a total waste of time. They're getting nowhere, and it's driving me crazy."

"Mmm, I can't wait for breakfast tomorrow..." smiled Beel, deep in thought.

"What brought this on to begin with, anyway?" questioned Satan to the group. Biting her lip Yuki sighed.

"i guess from yesterday, when Lucifer and Diavolo announced this retreat."

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"To start things off, Lord Diavolo has an announcement for us."

"Yes, well then, I assume that some of you have already heard the rumours about the group retreat. And they're true. I'm planning an exchange party between demons, angels and humans to be held at my castle. I have a feeling this will turn out to be quite the interesting experience for all of us."

"Maybe for you, but for me it's simply going to mean more headaches"

"Now, now, don't say that, Lucifer."

"a group retreat, huh? I'd heard the rumours, but I never thought they were true." spoke Satan.

"So, demons, angels and humans are all going to get together and have an exchange event? Nothing like that has ever happened before, has it?" questioned Asmodeus

"No, indeed not. But there has to be a first time for everything. And you all are going to be present to witness this particular first." Diavolo confidently spoke as he looked directly at Yuki.

"a group retreat? Just the fact that you'd call it that tells me it's gonna be a huge hassle..." moaned Mammon

"will there be food?... Good food?" questioned Beel as he held his stomach.