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Beelzebub, Avatar of gluttony

"Mmm, this is Amazing!" watching Mammon savour his lunch, Yuki pulled out her own little bento box and sat across from him. "Ahh...nothin' beats a fried scorpion sandwich with vinegar and tartar sauce for a late morning snack! In a bento box with all the fixings, of course! D'ah...Beel!" quickly pulling the bento closer to his body Mammon then began to growl at Beelzebub "St-stop it! This is MINE! Don't look at my food like that. It's like you're devouring it with your eyes!"

Looking at the food in Mammon's clutches Beel shook his head "i don't want it."

"...Huh? wait, what's that now?" releasing his firm grasp from the food Mammon then looked at Beel with a confused and slightly offended look "did you just say you don't want it? You're actually tellin' me you don't want this crazy good fried scorpion sandwich with vinegar and tartar sauce?! Are ya outta your mind?! Are you sick to your stomach?! Is this the day when hell really does freeze over?! Or wait... is this a dream?!"

"Nope. None of the above"

"All right, then what's goin' on here?!"

"I don't like your cooking, that's all."

"Wow, way to say somethin' super rude like it's no big deal, Beel. That really hurts, ya know! Actually though. I DIDN'T make this. I got it from a witch who gave it to me as an offering."

"All right then, I'll take it."

"uh, what? No, you won't. What makes you think you can have this? I don't remember offerin' it to you. Although, if you want it that bad, I guess I could sell it to you as a special favour. If you ain't got cash on you. I'll take precious gems as payment instead. I'd probably settle for sapphires, rubies, moldavite-" before Mammon could continue Beelzebub had already snatched the bento and was chewing away. "HEY...WHOA! I didn't say you could eat that!... D'ah, you wolfed the whole thing down in three seconds flat! I want my morning snack back, Beel! ... Actually, no... Too late. Give me money, you owe me now!"

"sorry, it's all gone. And I don't have any money, either. Or gemstones."

"GRRRRRR!" slamming the table Mammon then looked at Yuki. "Hey, Yuki! Don't just sit there watching! Say something' to Beel!"

Looking between the two demons, Yuki then took a deep breath. "You're the one at fault here, Mammon. You know what Beel's like around food, besides the way you described it, I'm surprised Beel didn't eat it sooner"

"Whaddya mean I'm at fault?! I'm one hundred percent the victim here!"

Placing the empty bento box on the table Beel then spoke "I want seconds"

Putting the box in his bag Mammon then groaned "There AIN'T any seconds, you idiot!"

"Hey there, you three." looking at Simeon, Yuki then slid her bento box towards Beelzebub's direction. "It's so nice to see how well you all get along"

Standing up from his seat Mammon scoffed "Wha? Are ya blind, Simeon?! Can't you see that we're ready to kill each other here?!"

Emerging from behind Simeon, Luke then clenched his fists "Don't you dare speak to Simeon that way, demon! Show some respect!"

Looking down Mammon then saw Luke "Eh? Ah, Fido... it's you. Didn't even realize you were there."

"Wh... don't call me Fido! My NAME is Luke. Can't you get that through your head?! Or are you as stupid as you are rude?!"

leaning his elbow on Luke's head Mammon hummed "mmhm, whatever. Do you ever stop yippin' and yappin'?" "Hey, quit it! Don't rest your elbow on my head! Now you listen to me... I may not look important to you, but I'll have you know that I report directly to Michael-"