just me making fun of my old fics

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So if it's in bold and doesn't have brackets on it than it's me now and not when I wrote this

3rd POV
It was Canada day on the HERMITCRAFT server, Mumbo was Mayor and grian has set up a puppet government, grian has decided to tell iskall about his massive crush on Mumbo then begs him not to tell
"Why would I do that Gri?"
"Because that's what would happen in my past experiences with crushing on people."
"I promise not to tell a soul (this  is important, maybe, because in this AU iskall can talk to the dead) "where tf did that come from and why?

(Back in time to June 2nd)
Mumbo has recently came out about being bi And today he told iskall that he has a huge crush on grian
Okay then, no context what so ever I guess.

(July 2nd)
Iskall has decided to set grian and Mumbo up on a date

(Iskall POV)
Ok I know what to write I just need to forge their handwriting, grian's will be easy, I just need to steal one of many messages he has sent to Mumbo. While I am there I will just examine Mumbo's handwriting.
After that mess because I'm lazy and it's 7am
More confusion and no context stuff I guess

(Grian's POV)
I just got a message from Mumbo and I think he was asking me out? Weird but I don't mind 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️. It says to go to cordanets(idks how to spell even though I'm a 11 year old) YxxxXxxxZxxx at two PM. It is 12:00 PM so I have 2 hours to get ready I was so close to spelling coordinates correctly lol

(Mumbo's POV)
Grian just asked me out... OK, I get to go on a date with my crush, he said to meet me at YxxxXxxxZxxx at 2PM, it is currently 1pm so I will get ready and be 4 minutes and 27 seconds early. Why so specific tho

(Time skip to the date)
3rd POV
Grian and Mumbo have their date then grian says
"Thanks for tonight, Mumbo "
"No, I should be thanking you Gri"
"But didn't you set this all up? "
"No, I thought you did? "
"Wait, I told iskall about my crush on you on Canada day "
"And I told iskall about my crush on you on June 2nd."
At the same time on their communicators: iskall! Thanks for setting me up with grian/Mumbo.
Mumbo: grian, will you be my boyfriend?
Grian: ...
"Grian? "
"Heck Ya"
What a horrible ending I did

Thee End why tho

Wow 418 words
Why'd I add this

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