A big fucking time skip of like 2 weeks, Yachi is still trying to figure themself out so she has joined the group chat. They use She/They pronouns and hasn't found the right label yet, btw her name is "Anxious Crow" lmao
8:47pm
Johzenji Mother: Hello people, I want Noya, Kinoshita, Suna, Kunimi, and Goshiki to take your binders off! Go drink some water, get some food everyone! Remember that we all love and care for you!
Jesus's devil: wOw, you meant it when you said you would take care of us huh?
Lazy bitch: Ughhh, it's bad enough that I have the whole team on me about this stuff
Stoner: Ugh, thanks for reminding me ig
Bowl-cut brat: Hmph, fineeeee
Forgotten forever: Oh lol I almost forgot
Anxious Crow: Um, Hi guys..?
Johzenji mother: Hi baby!(platonically) I hope you had a good day! Go drink some water please!
Anxious crow: I did :D, I had a whole meal today! I'm proud of myself!
Stoner: Wow! That's great Hitoka
Jesus's devil: GOOD JOB MY KOHAI
forgotten forever: Great job Hitoka!
Lazy bitch: I'm proud of you
The maddest of dogs: Good job...I guess...I'm proud
Famer boi: Great job, Yachi-chan.
Bowl-cut brat: AMAZING YACHI
Johzenji mother: IM SO PROUD OF YOU BABY!
Anxious crow: *Anxiety noises*
Lazy bitch: Okay bye, I'm going to bed. It's way past my bed time.
The maddest of dogs: Now, Kuni, dont be rude.
Anxious crow:
Bowl-cut brat:
Jesus's devil:
Farmer boi:
Forgotten forever:
Johzenji mother:
Stoner:
Lazy bitch: Wut
The maddest of dogs: Heyyyy people, Matsun here. This is the chat Kyou was talking about huh?
Lazy bitch: Why would he tell you about the chat of all people, tbh I would rather tell Hanamaki more than you.
The maddest of dogs: WOW, I take offence to that my kohai. And he told me because I use he/they pronouns dumbass. Ig no one told the first year then
Lazy bitch: I guess
The maddest of dogs: Wait no, it's just you. Kindaichi has used those pronouns for me before.
Lazy bitch: Ugh well now I know, do you wanna be in this chat?
The maddest of dogs:: Well, who all is here?
Jesus's devil: Me aka Nishinoya aka best libero, Yachi is here, Kuni-chan, Misaki, Ushijima, Goshiki, Suna, and Kinoshita
The maddest of dogs: Who is Kinoshita?
Forgotten forever: That would be I, havent played once in an actual match
The maddest of dogs: Oof, okay gimme a sec to add myself into the chat
The maddest of dogs added Meme lord #1
Johzenji mother: That's really your name?
Meme lord #1: Well obviously
The maddest of dogs: They finally gave me my phone back 😑
Meme lord #1: Oh shush Kyou
Stoner: I'm really apt to killing someone right now
Johzenji mother: Who? And why?
Stoner: Some karen that is yelling at Kita-San, Akagi, and Samu for wearing a fucking skirt
Johzenji mother: Where are you?
Stoner: Um the mall
Jesus's devil: The real devil has awoken
Stoner: OH FUCK NO SHE JUST HIT AKAGI, IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HER
Bowl-cut brat: Um, Ushiwaka? I wear skirts alot, if I wear them in public will I get in trouble
Farmer boi: This is Tendou okay? You would never get in trouble with anyone that has any good conscience okay? You will be okay. Suna. Who all is there with you?
Stoner: Me, Akagi, Atsumu, Kita, Osamu, and Aran
Famer boi: Okay. All of you go outside, and if that bitch follows you, hit her. Doesnt fucking matter, she hit Akagi, therefore it is considered self defense.
Stoner: Alright
Anxious crow: Umm are you guys okay?
Stoner: I forgot Yachi was in the chat, we are fine Hitoka.
Anxious crow: Okay...
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Haikyuu Trans chat
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