Stoner: cis people are 🤢
Johzenji mother: Your boyfriend: 🧍🏻
Stoner: sucks to suck, at least my boyfriend is not hetero 🤷🏻♀️
Johzenji mother: bitch-
Anxious crow: aren't we all, if in a relationship, with a cis person 🧍🏼♀️
Jesus's devil: I'm not necessarily 🧍🏻♂️
Bro: yeah 🧍🏻♂️
Stoner: ?
Anxious crow: Noys-san, aren't you with Asahi?
Jesus's devil: yes 🧍🏻♂️
Anxious crow: mhm, and hes a cis bisexual
Jesus's devil: yeahhhh
Anxious crow: then I'm confused, you said you were with a person who isn't cis?
Jesus's devil: I am
Bro: ☠️
Stoner: oh I get it now lol
Johzenji mother: Yachi, sweet Yachi. Read who is online.
Anxious crow: You, Suna, Noya and Tanaka?
Stoner: 🚶🏻
Anxious crow: OHHHHHHHHHH
Bro: 🧍🏻♂️
Anxious crow: you're with Tanaka and Asahi, I get it now
Bro: damn :,)
Jesus's devil: lmao
Stoner: i- gtg, Samu and Tsumu are here
Johzenji mother: alright, bye Suna!
Bro: bye 🕴🏻
Anxious crow: bye Suna! I'm happy for you Noya and Tanaka! :)
Bro: yuh 🕺🏻
The maddest of dogs: sup motherfuckers
Lazy bitch: hey princess
The maddest of dogs: if you do not shut the FUCK up
Lazy bitch: lol
Bro: why you calling angry dog "princess" 🧍🏻♂️
Lazy bitch: that's what Yahaba-san calling it lmao
The maddest of dogs: I literally hate your guts
Lazy bitch: that's no way to talk to your kouhai 🤔
The maddest of dogs: you are literally trying to fucking spite me right now
Lazy bitch: you're not wrong
Meme lord #1: HA!
Lazy bitch: see princess, you summoned a third year 😔
The maddest of dogs: stop calling me princess you little bitch
Meme lord #1: Kunimi, stop calling it princess an absurd amount, Kyoutani, stop being a dick to them an absurd amount
The maddest of dogs: I hate it when youre responsible
Lazy bitch: ^
Meme lord #1: just cause Iwaizumi just came online
Prettykawas bf: 😐
Lazy bitch: 😁
The maddest of dogs: 😁
Meme lord #1: don't worry Iwa, I have this under control 😁👍
Johzenji mother: y'all are whipped
Lazy bitch: have you seen his arms 😫
Meme lord #1: it's hard not to when his arms look like this 😩
Forgotten forever: yeah he has nice arms but, NOYA, YOUR THIGHS SIR
Bro: 😩
Jesus's devil: 😌
Bowl cut brat: yeah that's nice but I present, Ushijima-san's legs
Farmer boi: may I ask how you got that photo?Shiraboob: yeah- ^ ☠️
Bowl cut brat: to be fair, Tendou sent the pic
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FanfictionJust a text story based on my trans haikyuu headcanons💀 Ships included (some rarepairs) Goshiki x Reon Shirabu x Tendou x Semi Asahi x Noya x Tanaka Kinoshita x Narita x Ennoshita Kiyoko x Yachi Yaku x Lev Bokuto x Akaashi x Kuroo x Kenma Atsumu x...