The Heroes Go To Gravity Falls [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter 5

Wow im not dead! ik it’s crazy and hard to believe, but i actually still exist. i might put a traitor or multiple in this bc im completely obsessed with traitor AUs but not in this chapter… so yeah. anyways on to the story

 Dipper’s POV

Crap, I already wrote that down! Ummmmm, what aboooouuuut… Dang(anronpa)(sorry) it! Do I have anything new to write? 

“Heya Pine Tree!” Bill said, appearing suddenly. I’ve gotten so used to that, I don’t even jump anymore. I looked up to see Bill leaning against the wall.

“Hey Bill!” I replied.

“I got somethin to tell ya,” He said.

“Um, ok! We can talk downstairs, I don’t wanna wake Mabel up.”

“Whatever,” He said, and teleported us downstairs.

“Ok, what’s up?” I asked him.

“I think you’d get along with that broccoli haired kid, you’ve got a lot in common.” he said casually

“What broccoli haired kid…” I asked suspiciously

“One of the heroes…” He answered

“Uggggghhhhhhh Bill, you know I don’t wanna talk to them!” I complained

“Mason,”

“Stop calling me that.”

“Never. Anyways you have no friends, so go make some.” He said to me

“You don’t have friends either!” I said defensively

“I’m a demon, I don’t need friends.” He replied

“...Fine whatever, I’ll talk to him when they’re done training.” I said

“Good!” Bill said and poofed away. 

“UGHHHHHH. He’s so annoying!”

“I’m glad you finally realized!” Mabel said as I walked away

Timeskip to when they were done with training

Ugh where is he? They just finished training, so he couldn’t have gone far. Oh! There’s some of his classmates, they might know where he is. Wait a second… is that guy with the huge tail talking to floating clothes? Maybe she’s invisible? Why does this surprise me but none of the shit I find in the woods does? Whatever, I’ll just ask them where he is.

“Hi!” I said, hoping I didn’t sound like an idiot

“Hey!” The tail guy replied

“Hiya!” The invisible girl greeted me 

“Do you guys happen to know where Izuku Midoriya is?” (dont ask how he got his full name when he didnt know it one second ago)

“Ummmm… No I haven’t seen him, but Todoroki might know!” (this is what happens when i wanna switch something, but decide deleting what i wrote and coming up with something else is too much work)

“He’s the half and half guy talking to the brown haired girl over there.” She told me

“Ok, thanks!” I said as I walked away. I waited for them to finish talking, then asked him if he knew where Midoriya was.

“Oh, yeah, he went into the woods somewhere.” Todoroki told me. Ugh great, more looking.

“Ok thanks!” I said, and let them get back to their conversation. I walked into the woods, and eventually I saw some new looking footprints, so I followed them to a tree in the middle of the woods. He was sitting against it, scribbling in a notebook. Huh, I guess we do have something in common. I cleared my throat, so I didn’t surprise him too much when I started talking, and said

“Hi, I’m Dipper Pines...” I said awkwardly 

“Hi! I’m Izuku Midoriya, but everyone calls me Deku!” He responded 

Deku’s POV

“Hi, I’m Dipper Pines…” An awkward brown haired boy said to me. I wonder how long he’s been there. Oh yeah I should probably respond to him.

“Hi! I’m Izuku Midoriya, but everyone calls me Deku!” I said in what I hope was a friendly voice.

“So… What do you put in that notebook?” He asked “unlessitslikeapersonalthingandyoudontwannatellmethatscooltoo!” He quickly spat out like it was one word. I laughed a little and replied

“It’s just stuff about people’s quirks and abilities and stuff! Pretty boring, I know” while looking back down at my notebook. 

“No! That actually sounds pretty cool!” He said, then I noticed a notebook in his backpack

“What’s in that one?” I asked, pointing at the notebook (idk how he saw it just pretend its not fulling in the backpack or sum) 

“Oh it’s just recording some of the weird stuff in Gravity Falls… My great uncle Ford made 3 of these before he got pulled into a portal, BUT HES BACK NOW ITS FINE, but I decided to make my own…” He said kinda awkwardly. I wonder what he means by “weird stuff”? Oh wait, I could just ask him, he’s literally right in front of me.

“So what kind of “weird stuff” is in there?”  I asked him he hesitated for a bit, like he didn’t know what to say, then said 

“Ummm… I don’t really- you’re not gonna believe me if i tell you, so you can read it…” while handing me the book.

“Ok cool! You can read mine if you want, but it’s probably not as cool as yours…” I told him, passing it to him. So we just sat there reading each other’s journals. The things in Gravity Falls are really cool.

Apparently we were there for a while, and soon I heard Todoroki call for me. We gave each other back our journals, and started walking back.

“Hey there” Some random yellow guy just appeared out of nowhere and said

“AHH! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?” I asked

“Oh what’s up broccoli head. I came from the mystery shack obviously.” He said calmly. Wait broccoli head?

“Wait but that’s so far away!” I said confused.

“He teleported.” Dipper said casually. Wait, his eyepatch looks strangely like that demon triangle from his journal… and he has a top hat… wait a second…

“Is that…” I started, but soon got cut off.

“Bill Cipher at your service!” He said and held out his hand, which I look at suspiciously. 

“I’m not gonna possess you or anything jeez.” He said, but I still found it concerning that he needs to point that out.

“Whatever,” He said pulling his hand away, “Half n half wants you.” He told me 

“Yeah I heard him.” I said.

“I can teleport you if you want.” He said. Umm, should I? That seems pretty weir- WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!? I looked up and I was in front of Shoto

“What… just happened?” I asked

“You were taking too long, so I teleported.” He said casually

“Ok bye Deku!” Dipper said while being pulled away by Bill

ok! this whole chapter is a complete dumpster fire bc i have MAJOR writers block i had no clue where i was going with that chapter and i couldnt fix it so this is what is existing now unfortunately! im really sorry that this chapter exists and ill try to make a better one next time lmao. i legit cant figure out what to do for this book or my painting or my cosplay or anything lmao moral of the story i suck at existing this chapters sucks and im sorry so 

yeah

anyways if you wanna follow my tiktok and see my horrible cosplay and whatever tf else i post (which i post more then actual cosplay shit) then follow fag_cipher.cos (if you couldnt tell  i cosplay bill cipher) but thats only for the next 2 days until i can change it again ill update this when i do but its not like anyone cares
update on my name even tho no one cares its now bill_ciph3r_kinnie

ill shut up now

bye

-glitch