The Heroes Go To Gravity Falls [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter 2

Ignore the fact that mha probably takes place around 2400

Like i said, this isn't gonna make sense also Dipper and Mabel are 17 turning 18 now

Anyways imma shut up now

"SUPER HEROES!?!?!?" The mystery twins exclaimed

"Yeah" Stan started "In certain places people started to get powers, but not in gravity falls because we basically don't exist."  (I couldnt think of an explanation for that, so thats what you get and ignore the fact that they live in california and either way they should know about it) They just stood there in shock for a solid 5 minutes, but eventually, Dipper thought of a million questions. 

"Wait... so, how do you know these superheroes? And why would they come all the way from Japan to be in the middle of nowhere. How do they even know about this place, like you said it's like it doesn't exist, and how old are they, and how do you know so many kids? Also what-" at this point he wasn't even thinking anymore, the words were just falling out of his mouth. Ford realized this and cut him off.

"We know the heroes because we know their teacher. They're coming here for a challenge and because everywhere they go they get attacked by villains, and there's no way they could get attacked by anything they can't handle here. They know about this place because their teacher spent some time here when he was in his 20s. The teacher is around 35 and the students are around 16-17. We don't actually know the kids we're not- well, I'm not a creep."

"HEY!" screamed Stan. "I mean you're not wrong, but it still hurt." he said.

"Anyways, I hope that answered your questions. They'll be here in about a week.Now, I gotta get down to the lab to check on some stuff" Said Ford

"Yeah and I gotta go scam some tourists out of their money." Said Stan walking away, and leaving Dipper and Mabel shocked.

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In the aticc

Mabel went to hang out with Candy and Grenda, so Dipper was alone with his thoughts.

Bill went to the open window, and heard Dipper muttering to himself.

"No no no, they'll think I'm stupid. Let's just keep it short. Just a simple, I'm Dipper, nice to meet you! Ugh no that's too enthusiastic." 

"Who ya talking to, pine tree?" Bill said suddenly

"AH!" Dipper screamed "Jesus Cipher. What the hell? You can't just sneak up on me like that!"

"Pine tree," Bill started, "I come through your window every night at the same time. I've been sitting here for 3 minutes. I'd hardly call that sneaky. Anyways what're you muttering about?"

"Oh, right, that. There are some super heroes coming next week and I don't wanna embarrass myself in front of them..." Bill started laughing "You mean those weird impossibly muscular people from comic books?"

"Yeah, but they're high school students training to be heroes." Bill thought for a second and then said

(possible tw in this convo)

"Whatever. I'm bored. Where's your pocket knife?"

"Bill, how many times do I have to tell you? You can't just cut yourself when you're bored!"

"But, but pain is hilarious!"

"If you're bored we can play a game."

"Oooo! Cool! That's not as funny but yeah let's do that!" Dipper rolled his eyes, and looked for something for them to play.

i probably should've established this earlier but bill is in a human form and dating dipper. while i'm talking about this i should probably say that todoroki and deku are dating and kirishima and bakugo are dating. this won't be very important in the story but idc. also sorry the chapter sucks, but it's slightly longer so...

imma shut up now. Bye ✌️ 

-arson