The Heroes Go To Gravity Falls [DISCONTINUED]

Chapter 4

Time skip to when the hero’s show up (which is like 9pm)

Shooting Star’s Pov

Ugh i’ve been looking out this window forever. When the hell are these superheroes getting here? I need something to take my mind off Pacifica. I can’t believe she broke up with me before she went to college! Ugh why did she have to be a year older than me. (ik she’s not but i really don’t care) WAIT! Is that? OMG IT IS! I ran downstairs to find Gruncle Stan or Great Uncle Ford. 

“GRUNKLE STAN!!” I yelled when i got to the gift shop

“Kid not now, i’m scamming some tourists!” he whispered

“BUT THERE'S A BUS OUTSIDE FULL OF PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE HIGH SCHOOLERS!” I basically screamed in his ear

“Oh! They’re here? Ok kid gimme one sec and go find Ford.” He told me. I nodded excitedly and went to the vending machine, tapped the buttons in the correct order, and went down to Great Uncle Ford’s lab. 

“Great Uncle Fooorrdd?” I asked, in a sing songy voice

“Mabel I told you not to come down here.” He said

“Yeah I know, but Grunkle Stan told me to tell you that the heroes are here!” I replied 

“Oh ok. I still wouldn’t recommend coming down here, but thank you for telling me.” He said, as we walked back. When we went back to the gift shop Grunkle Stan was trying to speed up the process of scamming them.

“Come on people have you ever seen something like this at a gift shop? Exactly now hand over the cash!” They bought the item then walked away. 

“Jeez, that took forever. Anyways let’s go meet this bus full of heroes. Dipper stop flirting with the dorito and get over here!” Grunkle Stan said. Dipper rolled his eyes and walked to the door as we went out. When we got outside, the heroes were getting out of the bus. Yikes, is that sleepy black haired guy their teacher? I’m gonna assume he is, because my great uncles are walking up to him like he’s a friend. Jeez, they’ve gotta be double his age. Maybe it was a mentor type thing? Whatever. Ooo that half and half guy is pretty hot! Oh wait, I think he’s dating that cute green haired guy. Wait, who is that blonde guy? He acts like a pomeranian. Woah someone’s walking up to me. 

“Hi! I really like your sweater! The star design is so cool!” She said

“Oh thanks! Your clothes look really expensive so I don’t know why you would like this old thing, but thanks!” I replied

“Yeah they kinda are. Oh! I forgot. I’m Momo Yaoyorozu!” She introduced herself 

“I’m Mabel Pines!” I introduced myself in return. 

“Hey there! So you’re one of the heroes huh?” Bill said walking up and pushing me out of the way.

“Oh sorry shooting star! Didn’t see you there!” He said and continued talking to her. Ugh fucking Bill. I don’t see why Dipper likes him. Whatever,

I’ll just find a hot hero to have a crush on.

Floating Dorito’s POV

These are the “heroes” dip dop was freaking out about? They look like normal high schoolers. Oh wait, he gets freaked out about normal high schoolers too. Anyways this one seems interesting. Also very rich. 

“I’m Bill Cipher,” I said, holding out my hand. Ford glared at me suspiciously, so i lifted up my hand to show him there was no fire, which kinda confused the hero girl, but she shook it off.

“I’m Momo Yaoyorozu.” She said and shook my hand distractedly. I think she was looking for someone but idk. I remembered how excited Dipper was to meet the heroes, and I looked around for him, but he wasn’t even out here, so I went to find him.

Dipping Sauce’s POV

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope. I can’t go out there. I know they don’t look special, but they’re gonna be heroes, and I'm just a skinny 17 year old boy obsessed with the supernatural. They don’t wanna talk to me, so I’m just gonna do them a favor, and hide in the gift shop. Ugh i can’t hide for 3 weeks though. 

“Dip dop, you in here?” I heard Bill call.

“Yeah, I’m over here.” I said quietly. Bill walked over and sat down next to me. 

“Why are you sitting on the floor in the corner of the gift shop, instead of talking to the heroes you were so excited to meet?” Bill asked

“I don’t know. There’s no way they wanna talk to me. So I’m sparring them and hiding in here.” I answered

“You know you can’t hide for 3 weeks.” Bill told me

“I know, but they’re probably tired from the flight so Great Uncle Ford is gonna tell them to leave the heroes alone so they can get some sleep soon, and I can come out of hiding.” I said to him. It was probably pretty obvious that I've put a lot of thought into this. 

Sure enough, soon I heard everybody leaving. I waited about 10 minutes and then went upstairs. 

“I gotta go pine tree but I’ll see you tomorrow.” Bill said looking behind him like he was going to get attacked. I gave him a questioning look, but he just kissed me, snapped his fingers, and he was gone, most likely going to deal with whatever was worrying him. I decided not to think about it too much, and just went to sleep. (ik that’s not how this works but just go with it)

ok, so ik it took forever for me to update and it’s not even a good chapter but it exists now so yeah 😃👍 anyway ik i’ve been signing arson but now i’m glitchtrap so i’ll be writing glitch now so yeah. thanks for reading this pile of dog shit! also i wrote this 3 days ago then completly forgot about it so sorry about that lmao

-glitch