Vine #04 - Path of Dark Humor
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[Scene: Castle Siege - Night]
Ike: That's why your sword is cheap, bitch. (everyone laughs)
Roy: At least my father didn't die on me.
[Everyone was shocked, and Ike started to cry. They all were looking at Roy angrily.]
Vine #05 - Super Crisis Bros.
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[Scene: Palutena's Temple - Day]
Daisy: (holds up her phone) No service!!!
[The girls looked at their phones and screamed.]
Palutena: Instagram!!
Zelda: Snapchat!!
Peach: Facebook!!
Daisy: ???
Pit: Ebola.
[The girls were running around screaming.]
Vine #06 - Show Me Your Bad Pickup Lines
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[Scene: New Donk City - Day]
[Samus was walking down the street.]
Captain Falcon: (appears behind her) Is there a cell phone in your back pocket? 'Cause that ass is calling me!
[A few minutes later...]
Fox: You're telling me you fell down the stairs?
Captain Falcon: (all bruised and beaten up) So many stairs.
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