PROFESSIONAL BXTCHES
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1:38 AM
LIVING.MICROPHONE
this chat feels empty. let's add sum more people.
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED
allow me,
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED HAS ADDED 'ENJI TODOROKI'
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED HAS ADDED 'MS.JOKES'
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED HAS ADDED 'TENSEI IIDA'
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED HAS ADDED 'THIRTEEN'
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED HAS CHANGED 4 CONTACTS' NAMES
ENJI TODOROKI TO TELETUBBIES.BABYSUN
MS.JOKES TO LAUGHABILITY
TENSEI IIDA TO FRIDGE
THIRTEEN TO SPACEOPERA
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED
oh wait i forgot someone.
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED HAS ADDED 'SIR NIGHTEYE'
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED HAS CHANGED SIR NIGHTEYE'S NAME TO ALLSEEINGEYES
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED
there.
LIVING.MICROPHONE
BAHAHAHSHHSHAHAH YOU- YOU MAD MAN YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT. OH MY GOD. YOU ARE NOW MY NEW BEST FRIEND.
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED
HELL YEAH. ANYWAYS,
F O O D
SPILLTHETEASIS
no. you guys are teaching a class right now. no.
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED
I W I L L G E T M Y F O O D.
SPILLTHETEASIS
no- no.
YOU CANTSHKDGDJSJSHDIHDISHSIHSIAJAGSIXNGDIFJFHF
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED
thanks, i have our permission now mic. LETS GET THE FOOD AND DITCH THESE BRATS.
LIVING.MICROPHONE
HELL YEAHHH !! YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE BEST ALL MIGHT !!
TELETUBBIES.BABYSUN
...
SO IT WAS YOU WHO CHANGED MY USERNAME. ALL MIGHT.
I WILL FUCKING DISINTEGRATE YOUR ASS YOU CONSTIPATED TOUCAN.
BITCHYBUTOVERPOWERED
im not constipated get it right you little shit.
TELETUBBIES.BABYSUN HAS LEFT THE CHAT
REASON?
"FUCK YOU BUT I GOT TO GO TO COMPLETE A MISSION SO FUCK YOU."
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Class 1A feels very confused as their current teacher, english teacher, Present Mic left screaming "WOOOO LES GO GET FOOD ALL MIGHTTT".
Iida went on a mission to go get their sensei.
But he hasn't returned yet.
So the chaos still stands upon the class as the only logical person has left.
Kaminari and Ashido are running around wildly from Bakugou.
Yaoyorozu and Jirou are blasting pop music out loud.
Sero and Midoriya are too lost in thought to do anything.
Sato and Koda dont know what's going on.
Mineta is trying to grab Y/N's ass as she keeps drop kicking him.
Tis' a sad sight.
Suddenly Iida burst into the room, with Present Mic carried by All Might.
The three sit down at the front and just eat some food.
All might has a Smoothie,
Present Mic has some Fried Chicken,
Tenya Iida has Beef Stew.
(A/N: Those are their favorite foods, actually.)
The class turns their attention to the three, confused as Iida happily eats his Beef Stew and the other two eat their food/drinks happily aswell.
"What smoothie you got there All might?" Kaminari says.
"Strawberry?" All might responds, confused as to why that's relevant.
"Aww I want one..."
"Okay I'll lead you to the cafeteria to get one kay?"
"YEAHHH LETS GOO" Kaminari says as he follows All might to the cafeteria.
Seconds later, the two come back with Kaminari's Chocolate Smoothie.
Kaminari then joins the trio at eating food calmly.
Soon enough, another child bursts into the room.
And who is it? Hitoshi Shinsou.
Another chILD follows suite.
And who is it? Neito Monoma.
The two sit down with their food with the trio.
Hitoshi Shinsou with Coffee cake,
And Neito Monoma with French cuisine.
The six eat their food calmly as the class stares at them confused.
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