Insomniac | A Tim Drake Social Media Fic

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funny capitalist

Ok no lie i fell asleep

Imagine sleeping🤩

Once again
How tf are you allowed to run a company
Do you just like do the deadly mix or something?
Magic?
Let me know your secrets

Practice
And whats this deadly mix you speak of

I forgot you're not a college student
And not in my friend group

You wouldn't know

I'm a college student in spirit

I'm not telling you what it is if that's what you're trying to do here

Wha-
Me?
Never
Hold on I'll brb

???

HELL YEAH IM ABOUT TO TRY THIS DEADLY MIX
ENERGY DRINKS AND COFFEE
WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THIS SOONER

HOW DID YOU GET THAT
WHO-
HOLD UP DID YOU REALLY JUST TEXT MAY TO ASK HER ABOUT IT

perhaps

I see you walking around the store gtfo
I'm gonna ban you from buying energy drinks

WAIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY HERE
WHERE

Lol no
Just a hunch

Oh phew

I'm not kidding about banning you tho

😳