Funny capitalist
Ok very important question
What are your favorite conspiracy theories
What
Did i stutter
No
Uhhh
The Superman is dating Bruce wayne one is really funny
We tease Bruce about it all the time
Also the Bruce wayne is a vampire
wbu
IVE NEVER SEEN THIS VAMPIRE ONE YOU SPEAK OF
DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE I GO
My favorite is the Bruce wayne is Batman
The what
I wasn't aware that was a conspiracy theory
Bruh cmon have you ever been on the internet??
The ms paint picture??
Dude the butts match
Read
OI CAPITALIST DONT LEAVE ME ON READ
Sorry I had to go look this up for myself
I don't see it
There's a cape in the way how can the butts match?
That's the point dummy
It's a joke
Like who would actually think Bruce wayne is Batman (no offense)
None taken
Also apparently Bruce is the only one who knows of this theory out of all of us
Makes sense
It is about him
Yeah I guess it does
So have you guys planned anything else for this "super secret event"?
Bruh what makes you think I know what's going on?
Steph removed me from the group as soon as I said I was available
Istg these people
Do you at least know what day it is then?
I'm sworn to secrecy✋
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HI HOLY COW I HAVE NOT DONE AN AUTHORS NOTE IN SO LONG AGAHAHAB
anyways the conspiracy theories are from Tumblr and here are some of the posts incase you've never seen them or want more context:
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I also cannot seem to find the vampire one and I will be doing a deep dive until I can find it
Anyways I hope you all have a happy and safe holiday season!!
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