Once upon a time after the backyardigans. There lived Pablo and Uniqua. Pablo and Uniqua once loved each other, but then the money from the show ran short after Pablo had spent it all on alcohol. Uniqua was upset at Pablo. She told him to " F himself" and kicked him out of the house. Pablo was furious. He later came back with a straw (it was the only thing he could afford) and snapped her neck. He had no intent of using the straw. Uniqua's spirit awakened and said "Every time a woman looks at you, she will have the immediate urge to ground your elbow into the pavement." Pablo, not believing a word of what the damn woman said, went to an all female skating park to pick up some hot chicks. As soon as Pablo called the girls over and they looked at him, his was grabbed and stomped into the ground. Blood squirted out of his arm because it was an egirls shoe that had stomped his elbow into the ground. Pablo was in fact a simp. As fast as Pablo could collect himself, he felt more pain as his elbow was driven into the pavement, harder this time. Girl after girl brought more pain to Pablo, until it finally came down to a vsco girl. The vsco girl morphed into Taylor Swift, the lizard girl. "I am very disappointed in you, Pablo." She said
The blonde lizard girl jumped high in the air, and dropped her feet on Pablo's elbows. Pablo knew he was going to die, but he was happy. He was glad that Taylor Swift the lizard got to end him and not that bitch Uniqua. And that was it. The death of Pablo. The end. Or is it. No I think it is.
