The Umbrella Academy Imagines and Preferences

When they get drunk

Luther: Luther wouldn't get drunk often, only on special occasions. When he was drunk, he start wildly dancing around the room and you couldn't help but chuckle for a while until he bumped into something and fell on the ground.

Diego: Diego would try to pick fights with people especially with Five, who mostly muttered under his breath saying that Diego was drunk as a skunk. You would usually have to be the one who apologizes and take him out before he gets himself hurt or worse.

Allison: Allison would become tired and sleepy every time she had a little too much alcohol. She constantly doze off while resting her head on your shoulder and whenever you went to bed, you had to tuck her in because she was too tired to do it herself.

Klaus: Now Klaus, he was one of those funny drunks who would make you laugh regardless of how bad the joke was or not. He would constantly bring up the time he waxed his ass with chocolate pudding and how much it hurt and he would laugh himself silly while the others sighed in exasperation.

Five: Five became defensive whenever he was drunk especially when people were around you. If someone even glanced at you for a second, he would tell that person to piss off, and whenever you told him he needed to calm down, he would say, "I don't need to calm down, Y/n. I am calm," He would also keep blabbing about how he was going through puberty twice and how he was the four frickin horsemen.

Ben: Ben was a sweet talker whenever he drank. He would sit next to you and try to kiss you all over your face and he kept whispering into your ear and telling you how beautiful you are, and how much you meant to him. You couldn't help but blush when he said that, even though he was saying those things while drunk, you knew that he meant them alcohol or no alcohol.

Viktor: Like Diego, Viktor would try to pick fights with people. But he only did it when someone got too close to you, or he saw someone trying to flirt with you. Afterwards, he would rant to you about how close people were getting and how they were trying to steal you away from him. But you convinced him and told him that you would never let anyone take you away from the guy you love.