"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilduck
"am just like country, young, quacking and want breab and am not yeeting my shot" screeches hamilduck
"am gonna get scholarship to duck cool leg, i probably should not brag but i am PRETTY DAMN COOL" Screeched hamilduck
"i got brains but nobody hears my [bleep] that i have to say :c iM nOt liKe oThEr dUckS oKaY, im only 19 but my mind is dir- i mean older as in smarts of course, nycs cold and i dont got a gun im hungy and its dark so remember my name i am-"
"A L E Q U A C K D E R WE ARENT MEANT TO BE"
"chaotic. britain is a [bleep], boston tea parti go brrr"
"do not be shocked when u see me in history for i am a god among peasants."
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)
"am just liek contry, young, quacking and want breab and-" hammy and john said
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)
"ok we get it shuddup" said sir plot material
*says some lines then mocks american pronunciation* - Lafeeyeet
shote
"am tailor apple ren tince. Want to do something with life. lets do something. wait no lets get drunk first." said mulliduck.
shote
"we dont get free till the black ducks also get free >:c racists >:c RIGHTS FOR ALL >:cccc" said john.
"oh my god yall are drunk get out" said bread.
"i mEan aaron look at our options here, we got mulliduck the hawt pants guy, lafayeet the bad boi, and john laurens the cutest boi ive ever met and my future husbando." Hamilduck screeches.
"oo yes lets get this guy on stage" laurens says.
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)
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"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)
"everbody sing!"
"WOOOAHAHAHAHDBAUDB7ISGIISVDIWBSUSHSIAUH"
"WwoOooOOoOooOoOaaAaAAHhHhHh"
"SHOUT IT IN EVERY LAST SANE PERSONS EARS" said j o n
RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers] RISEUP[Bleepers]
ok were up now
i imagine death and now it feels like a memory but wOooOoaHh im still here
*screeches something that sounds really smart and i had to cut it out due to bUdGEt cUts*
"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)"am not yeeting my shot" says hamilton (and john)(and lafayette and other boi)AM NOT YEETING MY SHOT SAYS EVERYONE OMG YES
am i done now? can i go home? Oh ok ty.
YOU ARE READING
Hamilduck an American crackfic
Historical Fictioninserr me being insane original musical by lin manuel miranda this is just an insane spinoff If you have seen hamilton violence warning, suggestive themes
