~karkat's pov~
UGH I CANT BELIEVE STRIDER CONVINCED ME TO DO THIS
I SHOULD CONTACT KANAYA ABOUT THIS JOB BUT IM STILL TRYING TO WRAP MY HEAD AROUND WHY IM THE ONE HE CONTACTED
WHAT ABOUT EGBERT, THAT SHITHEAD IS SO CLOSE TO HIM YOUD THINK THEYRE DATING OR SOMETHING
WHATEVER THINKING ABOUT THIS ISNT IMPORTANT, I NEED TO CONTACT KANAYA
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has begun pestering grimAuxiliatrix --
[6:03] CG: SIGN ME UP FOR THIS FUCKING RESTURAUNT BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND
[6:03] GA: Hello To You Too, Karkat.
[6:03] GA: You're Interested In Joining The Maid Cafe?
[6:05] CG: THE FUCKING WHAT
[6:05] CG: DAVE DIDNT FUCKING TELL ME ABOUT THIS PART NO
[6:06] GA: So I Take It You Arent Interested In The Maid Cafe Then.
[6:07] CG: IM SORRY I NEED TO GO YELL AT STRIDER
[6:07] CG: WE CAN DISCUSS THIS LATER
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA] --
THAT FUCKASS
WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD HE ASK ME TO WORK FOR A FUCKING MAID CAFE
WHY IS HE WORKING FOR A MAID CAFE IN THE FIRST PLACE
WHAT A DUMBASS
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM
ASKING ME TO JOIN A MAID CAFE
THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE
~~ carcinoGeneticist [CG] has begun pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --
[6:09] CG: DAVE WHAT THE FUCK
[6:09] CG: FUCK YOU IM NOT DOING IT
[6:10] TG: what
[6:10] TG: oh the cafe
[6:11] TG: why
[6:11] CG: BECAUSE DAVE
[6:12] CG: ITS A FUCKING MAID CAFE
[6:12] CG: N O
[6:13] TG: it might be fun tho
[6:14] TG: please kitkat
[6:14] TG: wait
[6:14] TG: please karkat
[6:15] CG: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO JOIN A MAID CAFE
[6:15] CG: WHAT THE HELL
[6:15] CG: WHY ARE YOU EVEN DOING THIS AGAIN
[6:16] TG: i told you rose tricked me
[6:16] CG: HOW THE EVERLOVING FUCK DO YOU GET TRICKED INTO JOINING A MAID CAFE
[6:16] TG: i lost a bet
[6:17] CG: WHY WOULD YOU AGREE TO A BET WHERE YOU JOIN A FUCKING MAID CAFE
[6:17] CG: DO YOU WANT TO SERVE PEOPLE IN A DRESS
[6:17] TG: nonono you got it all wrong
[6:18] TG: i didnt know it was gonna be a maid cafe before hand
[6:18] TG: she just said a restaurant
[6:19] TG: ive been bamboozled by Rose
[6:19] CG: IF YOU EVERY SAY THAT WORD EVER AGAIN IM GOING TO BURN YOUR SHADES
[6:19] TG: what word
[6:20] TG: do you mean bamboozled
[6:20] CG: YES
[6:20] CG: ITS THE DUMBEST FUCKING WORD IVE EVER SEEN IN MY GOG DAMNED LIFE
[6:21] TG: thats why its the best word
[6:21] TG: its the absolute peak of irony
[6:21] CG: ITS NOT
[6:22] CG: IT MOST DEFINITELY IS NOT
[6:22] TG: wow
[6:22] TG: the disrespect
[6:22] CG: WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE HELL UP AND EXPLAIN WHY YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO ASK ME TO WORK AT A FUCKING MAID CAFE
[6:23] TG: no
[6:23] TG: no hold up
[6:23] TG: youve got this all wrong i just want someone to fuck around with
[6:23] CG: YOUVE SAID THIS BEFORE, MOVE ON
[6:24] TG: so i mean
[6:24] TG: i think that it might be more fun if you were there
[6:25] TG: and we already know everyone there so far
[6:25] TG: so its not like youre getting in a dress in front of strangers or anything
[6:25] CG: FIRST OF ALL
[6:26] CG: YES I STILL AM DUMBASS THE CUSTOMERS ARENT GONNA BE STRICTLY PEOPLE I KNOW
[6:26] CG: SECONDLY
[6:26] CG: THAT MAKES IT WORSE
[6:26] CG: YOU THINK I WANT EGBERT TO SEE ME IN A DRESS AND GOG KNOWS WHAT ELSE?
[6:27] TG: yknow what
[6:27] TG: its fine if you dont wanna join it doesnt really matter
[6:27] TG: ill just invite terezi instead its okay
[6:28] CG: DAVE IF YOURE GONNA TRY AND MAKE ME JEALOUS IT ISNT WORKING
[6:28] TG: nah dude its okay
[6:28] CG: FUCK YOU DAVE CMON MAN
[6:29] TG: what
[6:29] TG: dude if you wanna do it then do it if not you dont have to
[6:31] CG: FINE
[6:31] CG: FINE ILL DO IT DUMBASS
[6:31] TG: really
[6:32] TG: you dont have to dude are you sure
[6:32] TG: YEAH FINE WHATEVER
[6:32] TG: FUCK YOU
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] has begun pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA] --
[6:33] GA: Hello Again Karkat.
[6:33] CG: HEY
[6:33] CG: IM INTERESTED IN JOINING THE MAID CAFE
[6:34] GA: Really? I Expected That You Would Opt Out After Finding Out About The Maid Part.
[6:34] CG: YEAH YEAH STHU JUST TELL ME HOW THIS THING IS GONNA WORK
[6:34] GA: Well, You Would Start On Monday, I Can Supply You With A Maid Outfit Soon.
[6:34] GA: You'll Be Payed $10.30 an hour.
[6:34] GA: And You Will Be Working With Dave, John, Rose, Terezi, Me, Tavros, Nepeta, Equius, And Feferi.
[6:34] GA: Keep In Mind Not To Damage The Maid Dresses As I've Taken The Time To Design Them, Gather The Materials, And Sew Them, So Do Be Careful.
[6:35] GA: Any Questions?
[6:35] CG: I DONT THINK SO
[6:36] GA: Good.
[6:36] GA: Your Maid Outfit Should Be Ready By Sunday.
[6:36] CG: SEE YOU THEN I GUESS
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased pestering grimAuxiliatrix [GA] --
-- grimAuxiliatrix [GA] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
A/n
Hey shawty baes
Made this chapter in celebration of the new year so
Happy new year
I hope you liked this hell
