minimum wage stuck

the bet

Daves pov:
the maid outfits actually kinda cool
in an ironic way of course
the worst part of the job is really only the pay
if im gonna walk around in a maid outfit in front of my peers you better give me 100 dollars at least
minimum wage is way too little for this shit, but its worth it if it means i can spend more time with karkat
my first day of work is in 3 days and if im being honest im a little excited
sure, itll be embarassing as hell letting egdip see me in a skirt, but this is irony in its peak form
im still a bit surprised rose convinced kanaya to buy that resturaunt, none the less make it a maid cafe

~~~~~~

"I just think it'll work out. Kanaya is good with people and managing time, I'm not awful at cooking, and we can always hire more people."
"i mean yeah i guess but whats the point"
"I've been trying to get some more money lately, I think it's important to fuel my hobbies, but I've found that the higher quality yarn and knitting equipment tends to be more expensive." rose told me
"i bet you she wont do it"
"...Really, Bet what?"
"uhhh" rose had been trying to start bets with me alot lately, im not really sure why "if you somehow convince kanaya to buy the building next to trollbucks by the end of this month, ill work there for you guys"
"Hmm, deal!" she looked a bit too excited

just what the hell is she scheming

~~~~~~

i guess i finally found out what she was planning after all
when rose told me that kanaya had bought the building that had been for sale she let me know soon enough
"hell no."
"A deal is a deal dave, and you lost. Therefore, you have to work here."
"fuck no rose, you didnt tell me itd be a fucking maid cafe"
"You never asked what kind of resturaunt we were planning on starting, I didn't think it was important." she folded her hands on the table, next to the maid uniform that laid in front of me
there were even cat ears
hell no
"rose"

"Dave."
"rose why"
"Why what? Why the cat ears? Why a maid cafe? Why you? There are alot of questions you could be asking right now."
"why"
"You start monday," she stated, ignoring my previous question, "and you have to stay for at least one day, after that if you want to quit thats fine, it's up to you.
"I think we got the right size but just to be sure you should try it on, and make sure not to tear it Kanaya worked hard on those."
"...do you mean right now?"
"Dave we're in a trollbucks, I don't think that's a great idea."
oh right we were in public werent we
right next to the building they bought too
right next to my new job
after we left the trollbucks rose took me next door to check the place out
it looked like they got it way before and had only told me now
what a douche
we met kanaya inside and she gave me a little more of an explanation
id be payed minimum wage, they supplied the maid dress (though i could tell that since i was holding on to it at the time), it turns out i knew everyone else who was working there so far
when i got home i immediately went to pesterchum

-- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --

[5:30] TG: kitkat
[5:30] TG: kitkat i need your help
[5:30] CG: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT DAVE
[5:31] CG: AND STOP CALLING ME KITKAT
[5:32] TG: rose tricked me into getting a job and im not doing this alone
[5:32] TG: if im going down youre coming with
[5:33] CG: HELL NO
[5:33] CG: WHATEVER IT IS YOU CAN COUNT ME THE FUCK OUT ASSHOLE
[5:34] TG: cmon it wont be bad its just a dumb resturaunt her and kanaya started
[5:35] TG: plus she already said i could quit after one day i just want someone there with me
[5:35] CG: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "SOMEONE THERE WITH ME"
[5:36] CG: YOURE LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT WORKING WITH KANAYA AND ROSE FUCKASS YOU KNOW THEM
[5:36] TG: no but i mean to fuck around with
[5:37] TG: we can talk when we have nothing to do and be dumbasses
[5:37] TG: plus youd get payed
[5:38] TG: you could use the money to like
[5:38] TG: go to the movies or something
[5:39] TG: ive seen ads for this new romcom it looks pretty good
[5:40] CG: NO DAVE FUCK OFF THIS SOUNDS DUMB
[5:40] CG: I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE ANYWAYS THEY WOULDNT HIRE ME
[5:41] TG: no im sure they will
[5:41] TG: they know you plus theh already have enough people to cook, they just need waitors
[5:42] TG: cmon dude
[5:42] TG: ill stop calling you kitkat
[5:42] CG: ...
[5:44] CG: DEAL
[5:44] TG: cool
[5:45] TG: okay well youll have to contact rose or kanaya and let them know but ill see you on monday dude
[5:45] TG: bye

-- turntechGodhead [TG] has ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG] --
-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] had ceased pestering turntechGodhead [TG] --

[A/n] Guys look im capable of writing something that isnt absolute shit and about sentient drugs, surprising ik