Copyright, Disclaimer, and Warning
This book is copyrighted which means that this is my story and you have no right to copy my work. If you do it means a couple of important things..
1) your a heartless jerk who can't come up with your own ideas.
2) your going to get in BIG trouble
3) you despise unicorns.
All the characters in this book are real except for Tyler and Jimmy.. well actually, Jimmy is my ex-boyfriend but the things he did in this book isn't what happened in real life... whatever anyways..
Point is I don't own ANY of the people in the book.. because if I owned one direction I'm quite sure I'd be in prison because I would've had them locked up in my room or something among those lines..
AND HERE IS THE WARNING:
Some of the contents in this book are graphic in sexual content and deep depression.. I do not recommend reading this book unless you are in 7th grade or higher. I do apologize in advance for the acts of which some of the characters commit in this book.
In some parts of the book you may feel your ovaries explode, that is okay it is perfectly normal.
In other parts you may need your tissue box so I highly recommend getting one.
So I guess that is all I have to say so um..
I hope you enjoy the book and tell your directioner friends about it:)
xx-jillmaria
ALSO- if you are having a hard time receiving chapter 1, message me and I'll help you out:)
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