This tale contains three main characters.
Flaco
Simp hunter
A young man thought to be related to the simp hunter
These three caused a large commotion which was then covered up later by a very good chunk of work on both the media and governments part.
Let the tale begin.
For this tale we must establish that the setting is in an undesclosed part of America and is thought to be located in a highly populated area.
Flaco was looking around himself as he was going through a market that had popped up. Many people were rushing around and trying to get their desired items before others. A section of the market was dedicated to food and many humans stood at stalls stuffing their faces full of delectable treats and most were eating moderate amounts. Only the odd one or two people were being gluttonous and eating much more than the others. These people had attracted the attention of the simp hunter. She is believed from the data we have to be the reincarnation of an ancient demon prince of hell known as Beelzebub the deadly prince of gluttony. Naturally she would be drawn to the gluttons of the market and the simps that had followed Flaco. Flaco was searching for some good food and found some high quality stalls with lovely food and spotted a familiar young lady with royal purple hair and a visable blue, left, eye with her red one covered. She wore a fedora that she always seemed to wear and a large trench coat that only floated above the ground. She was sneakily killing and eating the bodies of fat gluttons and no one cared to notice while they ate their hot meals. The simp hunter then turned to look at Flaco and her face showed obvious surprise then switched to scheming as she then approached him.
"Ah you're here. Well what luck. I wish to propose that deal again. Come with me to an alley so no one sees what I'm about to show you." The simp hunter led him to a dark alley then reached to remove her hat. She pulled it off being careful not to catch it on her pair of large, long mahogany coloured horns that curved backwards and then up. She took off an eye patch she had used for her right eye and then finally removed her trench coat and had it be worn by her stand.
"Armsrace you spoke with his stand at some point mind telling me his name or is stand name?" She suggested but her stand refused and kept all the knowledge it had to itself. She huffed and then went and grabbed Flacos collar and pulled him down to meet her face as she was only 5'5.
"What makes you refuse my simple deal. A friendly exchange of time and services. Nothing like a catch." The simp hunter turned up her charisma and charm but it did absolutely nothing.
"I think I'll pass. No deal." Flaco said pushing her hand away and then summoning the Diplomat.
* it is believed that both the Diplomat and The simp hunters stand now known as Armsrace are able to manipulate reality in a way. Both in separate ways but still manipulate reality*
The simp hunter takes back her trench coat and scowl.
"Well that's a shame. It was either be bait willingly or be forced into bait. You chose number 2 my good sir you've screwed yourself over," Again she drops formality once he refuses. She summons a large cannon made of viscose shadows behind her and shoots a net that is then stopped by the Diplomat and thrown back on her. She disappears and then reappears behind Flaco and then summons a large mallet and swings it but it then gets flicked back and into her own face. Literal mini stars float around her head then disperse into nothing when she shakes her head to regain her senses. She then reaches to her chest and pulls out a bazooka.
"Caetoon logic eh. Well two can play that game. Now time for you to blow up." She cackles a bit and fires.
Flaco dodges by rolling out of the way then simply begins dodge her attacks and strategically figure out her powers.Super human strength and speed.
Shadow manifestation and manipulation
Dark magic
Curses
Transformations
Demonic powers
Feline like reflexesShe slowly becomes worn out and has to stop but this is after hours and hours of attacking and being attacked. As she walks away she spins around on her tail and kicks Flaco directly in the chest and knocked the wind from his lungs. She restrains and begins to put something in his chest using a shadow. The Diplomat then quickly grabs her hair and throws her away as he gets his user free and they walk away from a dazed and unconscious simp hunter.
Main things to learn from this.
Figure out their powers and movement patterns then make strategies around them.
Stand name: Armsrace
Ability: as of yet unknown.
Stats: unknown
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