Poopmaps: A DNF Story

Poopmaps

dream was a sad sad lonely green man. he had not streamed in 3 years. all he had was patches and his mommy. he had not spoken to his friend samsung in a great while. he was lonely.

one day, he was scrolling on tweeter. he saw an interesting application. it was a new dating app for pissbabies, called "poopmaps." he pondered this for a great long while. after listening to holiday by lil nas x for the 7.5 trillionth time, he decided to download the app. this is where this it all began.

he began swiping left on all the friend applications. even karl and quackity, who were now married and worked for mr beast. but then an interesting fellow peaked his interest. he was there, but not. his named was georgenotfound. intrigued by his massive dumptruck, he swiped right.

quickly he accepted his friend request. unknownst to him, he was doing this all on live stream. yes you heard that right. poop cam. it was the dark ages of twitch now.

george took a poop and sent it to dream with a smile :]

"poop reveal?" george inquired.

dream was self conscious about his poops as much as his face. he said no.

"but its only poop," george sent, "ur my dream."

dream breathed heavily out of his nose at this. george made him feel a certain way.

"you're an idiot," dream replied. george was still live streaming and the chat was going wild.

"ok guys, im ending the stream here!" george wanted to keep talking to dream, and to do so he needed to take more poops. "i'll be right back!" he texted dream.

dream sat in his bed, wondering when he could text george again. he played minecraft and argued with speedrun mods for 24 hours until george once again texted him....

but while dream was doing that, george ran to his local pharmacy. "i'll take them all." he shoved 100 boxes of laxatives into his shopping cart. samsung was working at the desk. george towered above him and stole all his money, "21 savage doesn't like you. fuck you."

george went home on his scooter because he was 30 years old and didnt have a fucking car. he was rich and this time it wasnt because of dream.

he poured a box of laxative pills into a tall glass of water and chugged them all down. he was ready.

he ran to the toilet, but it was too late. he had sharted.

dream got the notifcation george had pooped. he rolled to his minifridge and took out his phone. he shook violently.

as george continued to poop everywhere, all over his mums house, and his monitor, and his yeezeys, he texted dream "look!" and attached a pic.

dream was in love.

"george, i have something to admit." george started breathing very fast.

"you're my lil sharty. i love you. i love everytime i log onto poopmaps and see you active. marry me george."

george didnt know what to say. all he could do was shart.

suddenly dream teleported into georges room. he switched to creative mode. he began to sink to the floor and he touched something squishy and delectable. it was georges poop.

he ate and ate and ate the liquidy poop. he slurped it up with a straw and licked the remnants off his fingers. he was full and was about to explode like a creeper, but still he ate. suddenly, he felt his stomach rumble and he began to sweat. "oh no" but it was too late. he also began to shit everywhere. his poop was green like his minecraft skin.

suddenly holiday by lil nas x started playing mashed with heat waves. him and george feasted on the scrumptions nuggets, some liquid, some solid, no longer knowing whos was whos. but they didnt care. because all they had was each other. dream held george in his arms. "i love you." but george just sharted. he took that as a "i love you too."

suddenly, he heard a very strange noise. he didnt realize him and george had fallen asleep. it was animalistic, and loud. ribbit.. ribbit..

he got flashbacks to his old life. when he was clay, and married to george and samsung. his husbands. his little pogchamps. and of course, the frog. the frog full of his..

he awoke from his scary dream. "it was just a dream." he went to watch what his friend george was doing on twitch. he started to shake... he was on poopmaps. he began to have a heart attack. "ITS REAL" he shouted. but no, he was top youtuber dreamwastaken. successful, not a sharter. but then he realized. he liked the taste of shit when he was a kid.. maybe it wouldnt be so bad to try again. "its my destiny."

he ordered one ticket to florida for george without telling him why. twitter freaked when he announced the meetup.

him and george hugged at the airport. "george," dream looked at him intently, "i have a surprise for you."

george did not know how to take this. he was colorblind, which meant he couldnt do much but play minecraft, sleep, and poop. the last was all that mattered to dream. he could tell things were off in the car, even though he had only two senses.

dreams mouth began to foam. he had began to gone feral. george patted him on the back, "it's ok dreamie poo."

poo.. all dream could think of was poo...

"what has happened to me!" he shouted at george. "help me." he pissed his pants.

"what do you need? dream please. i'll do anything as long as you give me 100 gifted subs."

dream nodded. "let's go home" :]

he ran into his bathroom closet and pulled out the miralax. "its my destiny" he kept whispering.

george drank a glass of apple juice and was ready to start streaming with dreams set up. he needed money to pay off debts he had with quackity.

"george."

"yes dream?"

"get on the crafting table."

he laughed it off. "shut up you dumbass."

dream took off his second eyelid "GET ON THE CRAFTING TABLE"

george was scared. he shook. "ok dre, whatever you say."

george waited for dream on the crafting table. he didnt realize he started his stream.

all of a sudden he heard a very loud noise and got scared. "DREAM? ARE YOU OK?"

dream came back with the glass of apple juice. "drink."

george didn't know what to do so he complied. all of a sudden.. his stomach rumbled..

and the whole dream happened, just as dream predicted. it was perfect. "i trust my dream."

samsung flew in from the sky with karl and quackity. he also got married to the, and joined the mr beast cult. he set dreams house on fire and dream and george burned, or so he thought. no. the shart protected them and they built a tunnel underground. they stole in the tunnel for entirety. forever and ever. they became immortal because they subscribed with twitch prime. him and george floated away. the end.

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