Santa x Grinch

Christmas Miracle Part 1 (Santa x Grinch)

This was specifically dedicated to my favorite entertainment content creator, Regretful Reads. You have inspired me to craft a sexually charged romance novel that will put famous pieces of literature to shame. I will redefine the definition of the word writing itself. Also, if anyone gets erotically aroused by this, I will annihilate you and your bloodline.

Additionally, here is some background: Apparently, all the Santa's reindeer are female? According to happyholiday.com, only male reindeer shed their antlers during Winter, and since the reindeer depicted during the holidays have their antlers, all of them are female.

Christmas lights illuminated the rich mahogany cabin in the North Pole, contrasting the stark darkness of the night sky. A man with a white beard dressed in the iconic red suit opened the entrance to the cabin and slowly closed the door. His suit unbuttoned, his exposed chest and toned abdomen glistened with the moisturizing oil that he had used to achieve that dewy look. 'Man, that bitch Mrs. Clause had lost the grip on her sanity AND her pussy lips." He said out loud, huffing out a breath as he stood outside the cabin. He heard a scream of rage mingled with the sound of a breaking vase inside the cabin and sighed. "You fucking cheater!" Mrs. Clause screamed as she threw another item imported from a corporation that utilized child labor into the wall again. "I KNEW SOMETHING WAS OFF WHEN YOU SAID YOU ASKED THAT BITCH RUDOLPH TO DRIVE YOUR SLEIGH THAT NIGHT! YOU FUCKED RUDOLPH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS!" She let out a guttural scream and sobbed into her hands. Mr. Clause, unbothered, walked away from the cabin, humming the tune Rudolph the red nose reindeer. Oh, Rudolph had more than just a shiny nose, He thought. He stopped in the middle of the snow and glanced up at the sky. "I guess it's time to explore the city and bring some joy to people again." He snapped his fingers, and a red shirt and khaki pants appeared on his body. He called out: "Prancer, Dancer, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Dasher, Vixen, Blitzen, and Rudolph! Come bring the sleigh out tonight!" Instantly, the nine reindeer with the juiciest asses came pulling the sleigh, their booties rippling and bouncing. "Hey, Daddy-Senpai-Fat Juicy Cock Owner!" The reindeer all chanted in unison. "Just take me to the city, you cum dumpsters," Santa responded. Climbing on top of the sleigh, he flicked the reins expertly and ascended into the night sky, towards the bustling city.

Trudging in the cold, smoggy, city, the Grinch headed towards an empty parking lot, feeling desperate and alone. His head was being flooded by memories of his life with Magaret May-Who, and a wave of nostalgia overwhelmed him, causing tears to drip out of his bloodshot eyes. Ever since she died several decades ago, the Grinch had relapsed into creating pain for others once again. It felt like eons since he had felt any emotion besides despair, as he lamented over the loss of his loved one. She would be so disappointed in him. After all, she helped change him into a better creature. Not one that would rejoice in the suffering of others. She should have married the Mayor instead, or maybe Santa Clause. God, I wish I could be a better person like Santa Clause, he thought. All I've done my entire life is cause pain for others, I need a Christmas miracle, badly. Desperately, the Grinch stared down at the small green shoots of grass emerging from cracked, gray asphalt. I just need now joy in my life, He thought, as he laid down on the freezing cement and closed his eyes.

The neon flashing lights of the city, the sounds of vehicles, and light-hearted chatter  exhilarated Santa. Bringing joy to people had always been his destiny, and ever since he made that child laugh, he wouldn't have any other job in the world. However, Santa became so intoxicated with work that he had to undergo the repercussions that came with it. It had put a strain on his marriage with Mrs. Clause. She wanted him to spend less time on others and more with her, but he disagreed, and they had a major argument about it. Plus, she found out he impregnated another of their reindeer. It wasn't Rudolph, because he pulled out on time. It was probably Prancer, that flirty little bitch. He couldn't help that his emotional and physical needs were unfulfilled and he took 500 mg of Viagra earlier that day. God, her pussy was tight, but something was off about it... Maybe it was because she was technically an animal. That didn't matter though, because Santa had brought some serious JOY to that reindeer. He couldn't wait to go to an obscene part of the city and tease her wet pussy lips (Guys, do reindeer have pussy lips? Please let me know.) until she came without him even having to plunge into her folds. But he had a task to do. Enough fantasizing, he scolded himself. I need to search for a desperate soul that needs some joy. He continued to hover over the hunks of metal buildings, scanning for any sign of the soul he was searching for. He flew towards the outskirts, the areas of abandoned buildings and projects that were never finished because of the city's reputation. Suddenly, he felt his dick erect and point towards an abandoned parking lot. He smiled. He knew where to go now.