The Arcana x Reader Scenarios, Preferences, and More!

🎬Horror (Slasher)🎬

Asra:

- You, Asra, and Faust are definitely the little shits that tease and make fun of the killer while being seconds away from death.
- And that's iconic behavior, to be honest.
- But that's even if the killer manages to catch you.
- You two would plant traps and lead the killer on a wild goose hunt
- Faust being a danger noodle
- The killer would just give up and go home after a while because of you two.
- Think Home Alone but with two adults, a snake, and a smart serial killer who just messed with the wrong people.

Julian:

- I hope you like running, because that's Julian's plan for not dying.
- "This was your grand idea? Running into a cornfield with a serial killer on our tails?"
- "Do you have a better idea, darling? Because I'm open to suggestions."
- "Throw the goddamn leeches at them, Julian."
- "No."
- "It's either us or the leeches."
- "I'm okay with that trade."
- "I'm NOT!"
- You two end up getting cornered.
- But luckily Malak comes in and saves the day by pecking the dude's eyes out.
- "Your pet bird has less of a bird brain then you, Julian."

Nadia:

- Nadia tries to negotiate with the serial killer first.
- "I assure you that I can offer you anything you want."
- "I only want your blood, Princess."
- "Hate to interrupt, but I don't think this is a time for democracy, Nadia."
- "That would be a correct observation, love."
- She then throws a nearby flower vase at them before grabbing you and running away.
- You two luckily run into some bodyguards and they are able to disarm and take down the person.
- "Welcome to the life of a royal, Y/N."
- "This is a normal OCCURRENCE?"

Muriel:

- We're just going to act like the serial killer wouldn't shit themselves at the sight of Muriel okay? Suspend your disbelief for a few moments.
- You will be scooped up and carried on Muriel's shoulder like a sack of potatoes.
- "I don't think this is necessary."
- "Do you want to die?"
- "I'd rather not, Muriel."
- "Then stay there."
- Inanna will cautiously walk by Muriel's side as you two make your way towards the exit.
- If you two encounter the killer, Muriel will just send Inanna after them so he doesn't have to cause anyone harm.
- After you're a safe distance away, he'll let you off of him.
- You're concerned for Inanna until she happily trots up to you with a blood piece of cloth in her mouth.
- "Good girl!"

Portia:

- Threatens to fight the person right off the bat.
- "Portia, you don't have a weapon and they have a fucking knife!"
- "I have my sheer willpower to kick some ass."
- "That's not a physical weapon, honey."
- "But I'll still beat their ass into the next dimension, Y/N. Just you wait!"
- Since you can't take her off the war path, you offer to get her a weapon instead.
- The only thing that you two happen upon while sneaking around is a broomstick.
- "Can you make it work, Portia?"
- "Don't worry, honey! I got this."
- Somehow the serial killer doesn't hear you two sneaking up.
- Portia hits the serial killer on top of their head and they pass out on the spot.
- "Did I kill them?"
- "Not quite."

Lucio:

- Lucio might suck at a lot of situations, but this is something within his skill set.
- Doesn't take him long to 'get rid' of the killer.
- "You didn't kill them, did you?"
- "I wasn't supposed to?!?!"
- ".... I'll get the trash bags."
- Mercedes and Melchior happily help you two dispose of the body.
- "You could've just scared them off."
- "But this was way more fun!"
- "That's objective."
- "And that's a big word! We're all even now."
- "That's not how that works."
- "Well, it works like this now!"

A/N: Hi my girls, guys, and non-gender-conforming pearls! I wish you all many well wishes for the New Year! You're loved and appreciated by this author!

QOTD: Any special plans or goals for New Year's Eve or New Year's Day?

AA: Not really. I wouldn't have any normally either because I'm an introvert who values not being near people for large amounts of time. I'd rather just welcome the new year in a chill way. All I can do is hope that 2021 is gonna be better than the shit-show that was 2020.