𝓓𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶 𝓢𝓜𝓟 ~ 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓾𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓵

𝓐𝓬𝓽 𝓣𝔀𝓸, 𝓢𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓮

*QUACKITY is onstage, alone. He has a guitar with him and he strums it aimlessly as he sits upon a stool in the center*

QUACKITY: I can only imagine what Wilbur's doing right now. Probably complaining or something.

*He chuckles*

QUACKITY, imitating WILBUR: Oh no, my country I'm so sad!

*He fakes crying*

QUACKITY: I guarantee this is what it's like.

Taking L's

QUACKITY, in a bad British accent: I miss L'manberg
I miss L'manberg
I miss it so much

I'm not gonna be allowed, in L'manberg
I

'm gonna go read a book
While I'm not allowed in L'manberg
All I'm gonna do
Is have a great jawline

All events, in L'manberg
I'm gonna miss out on them
I'm gonna have a gorgeous smile
And a beautiful jawline
While I'm not allowed in L'manberg

I'm taking L's
I'm taking L's
That's why it's Manberg
And not L'manberg

I'm taking L's
I'm taking L's

QUACKITY, as himself: I took the L straight off L'manberg!

QUACKITY, imitating TOMMY: I'm Tommy Innit!
AHAHAHAHA!

*He pauses laughing and trying to get his breath back*

I'm Tommy Innit
And I am an angry child!
Where are my music discs?

If you do not give my music discs back,
I am going to get so much angrier!
I'm Tommy Innit
I'm Tommy Innit baby!

QUACKITY, as WILBUR: Tommy, why aren't we allowed in Manberg?

QUACKITY, as TOMMY: SILENCE WILBUR!
SILENCE!
I still don't have my music discs Wilbur!

QUACKITY, as WILBUR: Tommy, we've got to figure this out.

QUACKITY: That's it. That's how it's gonna go.

*He laughs hard*

QUACKITY, under his breath: Fucking idiots...

*He laughs again as the lights fade*