𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐃 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃!

𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚙𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚎 7

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I woke up the sun shining in my face and the birds singing- HA SIKE BITCH!

This morning was TRASSHH!- I woke up to see my Hinata shrine destroyed! BY JESUS! "WTHAT THE FUUCKKK!!" Then I went to the Mirrow only to find my fat ugly ass with a messed up face- oh wait that's just me everyday.

Anyways I had to give jared a dead rat i found on the street and a carrot to Jesus then I hit my toe- TOE! On the edge of the door which i responded with punch the door creating a hole in it, then I went into the bathroom and- bless the bathroom!

I had no problem what so ever I cried over my Hinata shrine for like 30 minutes tho- anyways today is the start of the chunnin exams and me being the lazy hoe I am had only 10 minute to get ready.

'I'll show them some real speed bitch-!'

I quickly grabbed Jesus because I want him to learn how to cheat like I ain't gonna pass that test- I can't even pass a test in my world-

Anyways so I running with Jesus on the roofs which I resently had to relearn, it wants easy I actually slipped a few times, anywhores i made it towards the place for the chunnin exams already seeing my team inside, "ayo my favorite side hoes!" I yelled as they all looked at me with different emotions, naruto grinned at me (sunshine!- I-😻👏) Sakura hits glanced at me then looked away (uh-), and sasuke..well- ew..he glanced at me, after him being a snitch I still can't forgive him for that, you know what they say- snitches get stitches but snakes get the bitches-

If you know what I mean, Debby Ryan smirk 😏

My mans gonna get a death hickey-

"Are you Karma?" I snapped out of my thoughts as lee came over to me, "ayo what- I mean yeah that me , haha~ the one and only thot slayer8739" I winked at the end and did a weird pose as he blushed a bit.

"My name is rock lee! Beautiful lily! Please be my girlfriend!" He said as he had a bunch- to much hope- of hope in his eyes, i stopped for like three seconds like: