RWBY Reacts to Team Fortress 2

Meet the Heavy

Pyrrha: I wonder who's this?

Yang: It's says "Heavy"?

Weiss: He must be a lot heavier than the other classes.

Some: [Chuckles]

Weiss: Come on!

"Meet the HEAVY"

A big man holding a mini-gun, set the weapon down for the introduction. He then sits down and began to talk, "I am Heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon".

Yang: Woah, That is a big gun.

Ruby: Bigger than any of the gun we have as of now. I wonder what are the specs.

Pyrrha: the Accent is heavier than the rest. Very akin to his character.

"She weighs 150 kilograms and fires $200 custom tool cartridges... At ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs $400,000 dollars to fire the weapon... For 12 seconds "

Ruby: That's fast!

Yang: Could give Coco's minigun a run for its money.

Weiss: That must be the most expensive gun in the arsenal. Not counting the turrets.

Blake: Someone needs to be heavy and very strong to even hold onto a weapon of that size. Not to mention the ridiculous recoil it'll give off.

Pyrrha: I have a feeling neither of us can wield a weapon such as that. Though having said that, we already have effective weapons than his.

All of a sudden, Heavy laughs randomly, presumably by the one recording the video. Then they see heavy inspecting his gun to find an anomaly, "Oh my God, who touch Sasha? Who touch my gun?!"

Yang: Sasha? I don't get it?

Weiss: Well I guess that's what he named his gun. I guess it's alright.

The Heavy then makes his final statement, "Some people can out smart me... maybe"

Weiss: Yeah, you big brute!

Ruby: Weiss! That's not right.

Weiss: Sorry.

"... But I have yet find one that can outsmart Bullet."

Cut to heavy screaming and laughing as he fires his ridiculously heavy and large minigun. "Cry some more!" The screen cuts to black with the final words from Heavy, "*snorts* Heh, Cry some more."

Team Fortress 2

Yang: Gotta say, this one impressed me.

Ruby: How so?

Nora: Come on, I can swing and hold on something larger than that.

Ren: But you can't fire a weapon with that ridiculous recoil. Even that, you need to redirect the gun and that is a problem when having recoil.

*Insert Hawksnest Reek oil meme*

Yang: Yeah!

Ruby: Now I wonder? Who, except for Heavy, you be strong enough to withstand that much Recoil?

Yang: I'm mostly punching strength, not actual strength. What about Yatsusashi?

Jaune: He has done ridiculous feats, but nothing compared to this one. I mean look at the size of that round!

They all agree to make a point that Heavy is strong, heavy and Very very T H I C C