Ruby: Oooohhhh, another Rap battle!
Nora: And it has Demo inside! *Squeals*
Yang: Well, Play it!
The music starts with an ominous ticking noise of a clock, but remixed into a rap. "Ya know, I'm no DJ. But you can always count on me to spin that shhhhhhh....
Like a RipTire, to a lit match!
Oh
I'm about to explode on this track.
Ah
That's right! Junkrat, primed and ready!
I'll have you bouncin' high as betty!
Nora and Junkrat: Woo!
Send you flyin' right outta your boots!
Waa!
I'd called that a fine, howdyado!
Demoman, better head back to your base,
Oh wait - I flatten the place.
Sorry.
I got paid loads, thanks to payloads!
No joke - I'll leave your bank broke".
Weiss: So this "Junkrat" is a criminal?
Yang: And he's lost, not only an arm, but a leg!
Pyrrha: I feel sorry for the guy.
Blake: Then again, the two people in this rap are the craziest.
"Lay low, because I'm on a roll!
Get it? Fire in the hole!
You look sad, like a bomb that got defuse.
Are you mad that I got more balls than you?
PHD, call me doctor Boom.
Hope you got a plan B because you getting knocked up..."
"Ew. I smell trash a-burnin'
That must be that disgusting, scrappy vermin!
Don't worry, I'll demolish the freak!
After all, he's a homage to me.
Talkin' explosives? I wrote the book.
Everything you know, you just took.
You're not my rival. You're just a fan.
Junkrat's first name must be stan.
I'll he wanted was an autograph.
I'll sign a grenade and launch it back."
Nora: That'll be so cool!
Ren: Oh no.
"Mine move faster! Hide you bastard!"
Ruby/Weiss/Yang: Language!
"Area controlled, time to capture.
I got plenty of sticky bombs,
Your wimpy mines are gimpy ones.
So come a little closer, Click you're done!
Bloody hell. Me Whiskey's Gone!"
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RWBY Reacts to Team Fortress 2
FanfictionThis react fanfic, combined all of the TF2 Meet the Team (Except Sandvich). The first 9 Reacts would be The crew. Afterwards, any other tf2 stories, even fanmade TF2 vids
