RWBY Reacts to Team Fortress 2

Meet the Medic

A beautiful setting and birds are quickly interupted by explosion and two heavily wounded Scout and Demoman.

"Move Cyclops, move!"

Ruby: What's happening?

Weiss: When they say they have a medic, I didn't expect them to be wounded first.

The explosion front he missile sent Scout flying till he smack into a window, saying only a word, "Medic"

"Meet the MEDIC"

Inside the building a doctor and a Heavy makes jokes while in an operation on Heavy's heart.

"Wait wait wait - it gets better. When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing... and the Doctor was never seen again! Ah ha ha"

[Heavy laughs]

Ruby: Yang, hold me!

Yang: Sure Ruby.

Yang hold onto Ruby with the latter hugging Yang after seeing the open rib cage of Heavy and yet he is still talking and laughing, even without his heart!

Weiss: Eww. That is too gruesome.

Pyrrha: I'm having the feeling someone's gonna puke.

Jaune: Don't say it! I already have puke from all the guts that are being shown

Weiss: I'm guessing the story is about Medic loosing his medical license.

"... Anyways, That's how I lost my medical license, heh".

Yang: Wow, Weiss with "future vision".

Weiss: Shut up, Dolt.

Just as things thought could not get any worst, a bird pops out of Heavy's open rib. After that happened he entire group screamed by the sudden bird.

"Archimedes, No! It's filthy in there. Uck, Birds. Ha ha ha"

Ruby paused the video to allow herself and a few others to vomit till they could continue the video of Medic and an open Heavy.

Medic grabs a device and plants it into Heavy's heart.

"Medic: Now most hearts wouldn't withstand this voltage. I'm fairly certain your heart..."

He moves the heart unit the beam, but it exploded, making the others dizzy and Heavy confused. "What was noise?", Medic: it's the sound of progress, my friend.

Weiss: How come that big fat dolt didn't even recognize that his heart just exploded?!

Blake: Sometimes, progress do have some setbacks, even if it's part of your body.

Medic open a fridge to see a big heart that spelled, "Mega Baboon" and a still talking severed head.

"Kill me", "Later".

Medic grabbed the device and the heart.

"Now where was I? Ah, there we go"

Medic stabs the heart with the device and in a maniacal fashion, laughs as he makes the heart beat faster and fast and then it turns to normal.

"Medic: Oh, that looks good. Very nice there."

Medic dropped the heart onto the open rib cage, making most of them faint by the pure shock and action of the Medic.

"Heavy: Should I be awake for this?

Medic: Ah, heh. Well, no. As long as you are, could you open your ribcage a bit."

Medic thrust the heart into Heavy till he broke a rib, causing visible pain from Heavy.

"Medic: Aww, don't be a baby [Pinches Heavy's cheek] Ribs grow back.

Weiss and (Medic to Archimedes): No, they don't!"

Yang: Dang, again Weiss. You still predicted what they are gonna say.

Weiss: Shut up.

Medic then concentrates his Uber beam onto Heavy, healing and sealing the large wound and all of the other wounds.

"Heavy: [Deep Inhale] What happens now?

Medic: Let's go practice medicine"

They see now as Medic gear up with him walking out with his bird flying out... And Heavy casually running by.

The Demoman is rushing to Medic on a wheelchair, shouting, "Medic", before the rockets hit him. He flew up and landed him on the ground. Medic smiles and flicks a lever to which he sends a red beam. In an instant, Demoman make a full recovery and rush back into battle. Medic then directed the beam to Scout, who heals and grows back his teeth.

Ruby: Woah! That heals faster than any Aura or semblance that I've known!

Yang: Yeah! Demo was so wounded, but that thing just make him great again!

The sound of the advancing soldiers rushed at him. Heavy looks at Medic, "Doctor, you sure this would work!". The doctor simply laughs said, " I have no idea!". He flicks the switch again for the back to charge up. Finally, he sends a beam directly to Heavy as the latter screams with his new heart pumping. The red Aura like glow is contrasted by his yellow glowing eyes. Rocket hit him, but Heavy laughs and move forward with Medic from behind.

"Heavy: I am Bulletproof!"

The entire group looks in awe as the rockets simply bounced off of Heavy as the latter mow down the advancing enemy. With each step, Medic places his foot on a dead Soldier, birds flew away as the Medic looked to the battleground in his triumph.

Team Fortress 2

Ruby: That was insane!

Weiss: Just that and he is a literal tank! Nothing harmed him.

Blake: Our Auras are fine, but that.... That is something else.

Yang: I would get an implant like that, but hey that's cheating.

Jaune: The way he just shrugs off the missiles, while firing, is mighty impressive.

Nora: Yeah! Nothing touched him.

Pyrrha: I think you guys are missing the point here. They accomplished everything thanks to the Medic.

Ren: Without him, the team, would've lost.

Everyone: Agreed.

The scene changes to see all of the Mercenaries lining up for the implant. Scout kicks the door open, while shouting, "Ah oh man, you would not believe... How much this hurts!"

Yang: Yeah, and it hurts.

Scout's chest then protruded a little, while making a bird sound. This cause Medic to look at Scout and realized, "Archimedes?"