H20Vanoss- Mercy

Chapter 4- THIS IS AMAZING!!!

Delirious's POV

        "Okay after that little incident, let's dig in!" Wildcat said, sitting next to Mini on the couch. The pizza was in the middle of the table. "Wait! We gotta video tape Delirious's reaction when he eats the pepperoni pizza!" Terroriser exclaimed. Lui ran out of the room and came back with a camera pointed to me. "Ready!" He said in a squeaky voice.I took a bite of the pizza, making sure I got some pepperoni. My mouth instantly melted. (not literally) 

         "This is amazing!!!" I shout and shoved the whole thing in my mouth. Everyone burst out laughing. "When was this invented?! It's awesome!" I shouted out. "Oh you haven't even learned whats out there." Lui said. "TEACH ME MASTER!" I yelled. Everyone laughed at that except Wildcat. "Jeez you're loud." Wildcat mumbled. I walked up to him and crouched down and put my mouth next to his ear. "DO YOU REALLY THINK I CARE!" I yelled in his ear, more like a comment instead of a question.

         He jumped back and held his ears with his hands. "I think you just made me deaf!" He snapped. "Mission completed Sargent." I mumbled in a low voice, into a microphone on my arm that wasn't there. (Like when Buzz Light Year from Toy Story did when he first came out of the box)  Everyone cracked up again, all except Wildcat. "Okay, NOW, it is war!" Wildcat said in a British accent and a deep voice. He playfully pounced on my and tackled me to the floor. He put his legs on either sides of my body and pinned my wrist above my head with one hand. He used his other hand to pull out something. He pulled out a knife and showed it to me. "Help!" I yelled.

         He threw the knife to the other side of the room and smiled evilly at me. "What?" I said nervously. He started tickling my side stomach with his free hand and I burst into laughter and so did the others. "W-W-WILDC-C-CAT! S-S-S-S-STOP!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! IT H-H-H-H-H-H-HURTS!!!" I yelled between laughs and giggles. "It doesn't seem like it hurts!" Wildcat yelled smiling. He moved his hand and started tickling my neck. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GOD!" I laughed out. "You laugh like a deranged phsyco path murderer, Delirious!" Moo yelled. and that just made me laugh harder and louder.

         "Are you gonna surrender Delirious!" Wildcat yelled. "N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NEVER!" I yelled. He started tickling my under arm. I laughed harder until I was literally screaming! "O-O-O-OKAY! HAHAHAHAHA! I'M S-S-S-S-S-S-S-SORRY!" I screeched out. "Good." Wildcat said, smirking and got off of me and sat on the couch again. I just laid on the floor panting. "You're *pant* an *pant * asshole." I said, starring at the ceiling.

         "Oh, so does that mean you want round two?" (not that way ya perverts. Admit it, you thought that) Wildcat said, smirking. "NO! NO! NO!" I squeaked out and crawled over to Vanoss's leg. Vanoss was standing and smirking at me. I wrapped my arms and legs around his leg and stayed there.

         "Delirioooooooouuuuus!" Vanoss whined out. "Vanooooooooos!" I copied. "Get off my leg!" He said. "No!" I said in a baby tone. He started to walk but barely lifted the leg that was carrying me. He walked all around the room, trying to get my off. Vanoss all of a sudden stopped and smirked. "Oh no." I said. He bent down a bit and farted in my face!

         I quickly let go and laid on my back and got in a dead dog position. "The disgusting odor has killed me inside!" I yelled then go limp. Vanoss and everyone else laugh their asses off. "That was disgusting! Was that really necessary?!" (I was literally laughing my booty off as I was writing this. If my friend grabbed onto my leg, this is what I would do. XD) I yelled. "Yes!" Everyone but me yelled in a sync and started laughing again. "Best time ever!" Mini yelled and everyone agreed.