Okay so I actually didn't realize it was this man's birthday today until I was halfway through writing this- what a coincidence am I right?
Anyways, happy birthday Zhongli! 🎉
This one goes out to you!
Key:
(Y/n) = Your name
(e/c) = Eye color
(f/c) = Favorite color
(f/a) = Favorite animal
(f/f) = Favorite Food
Oh and warning for mild swearing I guess.
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"Try this one out!"
Your best friend, Lumine said while hastily ushering you into the nearest dressing room with yet another dress she had picked out for you.
Lumine was helping you get ready for your date with the stunningly gorgeous Zhongli himself.
You had actually been seeing the Geo Archon for quite sometime now. However, since he was so busy all the time, date nights were not a common occurrence for you two.
Since this was such a special occasion, you wanted to make sure you were dressed the part. Which is why you sought help from ya girl.
"I don't know about this one Lu.." You mumbled, slightly poking your head out from the small room.
"Why not?" she blinked.
"Well... don't you think this dress puts a little too much.. emphasis on my assets?" You explained opening the door slightly for her to see.
"Whatever do you mean?"
You let out an exasperated sigh.
"What I mean is.. MY ASS IS HANGING OUT." You yelled probably a bit too loud which caused you to get a few odd looks from bystanders. Your cheeks slightly heated up in embarrassment as a result.
You think you even saw someone trying to sneak a peek..
"What's wrong with a little cake on display?" Lumine mischievously joked in response.
You lowered your eyes at her.
"I'm not wearing this skimpy ass shit. End of discussion." You huffed shutting the changing room door in her face, not finding her joke very funny.
Once you emerged from the changing room again, wearing your usual outfit, it was Lumine's turn to sigh in slight frustration.
"Why is does finding an outfit for you have to difficult?" she wondered out loud, mostly to herself.
"I have no idea.." You sighed before Paimon came floating up to you holding up an adorable (f/c) (favorite animal) onesie.
"(Y/n)! (Y/n)! Paimon thinks you should wear this one!" She exclaimed positively confident in her choice.
"Paimon.... thats a onesie...." You sweatdropped.
"It do be kinda cute though. I might have to cop it for later." You concluded.
"Huh. I didnt even notice this store had onesies.." Lumine pointed out.
"Oh! It doesn't! Paimon got it from the other store across the street!" The cute little devil exclaimed.
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