Oh Dear Nezu... There's More?!

Host's Dilemma

Izuku could barely contain his laughter as he stared at the news article in front of him.

"Izuku, stop fucking laughing, this isn't funny," Katsuki groaned. He was not ready for the media shit storm about to come.

"But-but Katsuki, what about Zero?" Izuku snorted out, struggling for air through his laughter.

"You're insufferable," Katsuki glared, kicking Izuku off the bed and onto the floor. Izuku just kept on laughing.

"Babe, my ribs hurt, oh my Nezu, this is gold," Izuku cackled, "We're getting this article framed in the living room,".

"Izuku shut the fuck up," Katsuki said, mouth pulling into a grin.

Izuku sat up, wiping tears from his eyes, "That was a good laugh. I haven't seen anything that funny in a while,".

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Katsuki snorted softly, helping Izuku back onto the bed, "What's the plan?"

Izuku looked at him incredulously, "Me? With a plan? No.".

"You suck," Katsuki sighed. He wasn't ready for Chaos v.2.

~~

And that's how Ground Zero made his first-ever appearance on a talk show.

"Ground Zero! Deku! Welcome to the show! We are so glad to have you here!" The way too smiley host said.

"Glad to be here!" Izuku replied.

"I hate everything," Katsuki frowned. The audience laughed, "That wasn't a fucking joke,".

"Zero you are quite the riot," The host laughed,"But that's not what we're here for,".

"Ah, no it's not. I know what we're here for. I've heard a lot of the rumors going around and feel we need to clear everything up," Izuku started. Katsuki braced himself to reveal their marriage. He really knew he shouldn't expect such a logical reaction from Izuku.

"Ground Zero and Zero never broke up. But me and Ground Zero are also still together," The audience gasped, "In fact, Our entire third year class and Zero are in a giant polyamourous relationship. I'm sorry we kept this from you all for so long,".

You could hear a pin drop in the studio with how deathly silent it had become. Even Katsuki had frozen in shock. This was not the plan he was expecting.

"W-what?!" The host sputtered.

Katsuki stared wide-eyed at Izuku, wondering how he was going to save them from this.

"I know. This must be a major shock to you all, especially with all the articles about us that have been coming out for years. But, most were fake, we're just 21 gays who are deeply in love with one another," Izuku said, camera smile on full display.

"G-ground Zero is this true!?" The host sqwuawked.

The look in Izuku's eye said the answer is yes.

"Ha!? Are you calling my boyfriend a fucking liar!?" Katsuki yelled, a sneer on his face, "Come on Izuku. Let's get out of here. I have no patience for rude reporters who don't respect our relationship," With that, Katsuki stomped out of the studio, Izuku quickly falling behind.

The whole studio remained in shock, the host trying desperately to regain composure, "Well... you heard it here everybody. Class 3-A, and by extension 20 out of the top 30 heroes are in a large polyamourous relationship. I hope to hear more from them in the future,".

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Class 3-A had no idea of the shit storm Izuku was about to forcefully drag them into.