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Family Game Night

i dont have work or school tomorrow, gonna write up a storm

"Izuku Bakugou-Midoriya! Get back here and let me stab you, you fucker," Katsuki shouted, vaulting over a fire hydrant.

"Get fucked, loser!" Izuku called back, still sprinting through traffic, "Ochako I think there was a robbery a block back, handle that for me please?", Izuku asked over his hero commission issued walkie talkie.

"Why...why didn't you do it?" Ochako asked. Yeah, she knew why.

"I'm reigning tag champ. There's too much riding on this game. If Kat catches me, my streak will break and we can't have that. We've only got one more tag before we call it a game," Izuku explained, dodging Katsuki's side tag attack.

"Whatever, you're gonna get fired for this one of these days," Ochako grumbled, putting her walkie talkie down and heading for the bank.

"No, I won't. The family game night gets us so much press it's crazy," Izuku laughed.

The Bakugou-Midoriya family game night is a night of legends. It was known all around Japan for how intense the games got. The games had become somewhat of tourist attraction in town, many coming in hopes of catching the top pros acting like complete fools around town. They'd been able to witness everything from busses being flipped, to the number one hero grounding and scolding the number 3 hero for bringing a live goose to a round of duck duck goose.

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The first time these game nights became known to the world, was the same night that one of the most important rules of game nights was established: Never get to close to the game, you will get singed.

The day had been normal enough. 3 top pros sitting in the park playing a game of Monopoly. Sure, the amount of intense aura radiating from the area was strange, but it's Monopoly what would you expect?

Then things started to go wrong.

The first sign of danger was pro-hero Shouto's angry mutter of "Mom, what the hell?" but it didn't get too out of control.

But then Pro-hero Deku bought the last property Ground Zero needed to have the whole block. The world braced itself for danger. They knew Ground Zero had quite the temper and nobody wanted to watch Deku get blown to bits in a park.

But Ground Zero surprised them all. He took a deep breath and simply glared at Deku.

"What? You mad, bro?" Deku taunted.

"I'm not mad. Nope. Not at all. Hand me the dice, honey," Ground Zero smiled brightly. Deku narrowed his eyes, handing him the dice slowly.

Then he rolled a five. And Deku's eyes went wide.

Zero smirked.

"You bitch, You wouldn't dare," Deku glared.

"Shouto. Take my money and protect the board," Shouto nodded determined, and took Zero's money, handing him the card. Then he iced over the board so Deku couldn't reach it.

That fucker bought Gang Orca Avenue.

The people nearby let out a breath of relief that Zero had gotten his revenge pettily rather than through throttling Deku.

They had no idea of the wrath brewing within Deku.

Deku stared silently across the bored, Zero's posture had gone stiff, and Shouto was trying to gesture people to move away.

Deku's eye twitched.

"What? You mad, bro?" Zero uttered those fatal words.

Deku lunged.