CountryHuman Zodiacs

Things they'd say to you.

Context for the title: It's basically things the countries would say to you that I have said to my friends or my friends have said to me.

Aries: Japanese Empire "No, you're not allowed to leave until I get the organs I payed for"
Taurus: Taurus: "People over 5'3 don't deserve happiness" , Russia "What was that? Sorry I couldn't hear you from up here, do you need a ladder?"
Gemini: America: "Look at my dog! *show picture of a Carnotaurus* , Gemini: "Holy sHiT that's NOT a dog!"
Cancer: Germany: "Vodka in one water bottle, tequila in the other" Cancer "Are- Are you okay?"
Leo: Japan: "Time to steal, I mean borrow my moms wallet." Leo: *slowly backing away*
Virgo: Virgo: "Why is there an entire fucking SWAT team here?" , Mexico "What are you talking about? the police are always in my driveway" , Virgo: ";-;"
Libra: Brazil "If I die before Libra you can give them my $130 copic marker set" , Libra "Are you flexing on us?" , Brazil "Yea, it's so fun idk why"
Scorpio: Britain: "I got tea for days" , Scorpio "It tastes like oil" , Britain "How dare you! Wait- How do you know what oil tastes like?"
Sagittarius: Canada "I'm gonna give you a decapitated Santa doll for Christmas. 🙃" Sagittarius "Aww come on, you ruined the surprise!"
Capricorn: Third Reich "I HAVE NO GENDER, ONLY RAGE"
Aquarius: Argentina "I LOOM IN THE NIGHT GOING UNNOTICED NO ONE CAN PREVENT MY MADNESS! FEAR ME HUMAN!" Aquarius "No, I can just bait you out using food"
Pisces: America "HAMBURGER CHEESEBURGER BUG MAC WHOOPER" Pisces "shut the F U C K U P"

A:n: I feel horrible bc I haven't updated in foreve, forgive me ;m;