Who gets you a pet and what is it?

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Aries: America, bald eagle

Taurus: Egypt, a jackal don't ask how he got it.

Gemini: Canada, a seal, he tried his best to not shot it. Not two days after having it, he killed it. So he got you a horse as an apology gift.

Cancer: Japan, she got you so many god damn kittens. I'm jealous I love kittens.

Leo: France, a baguette. JUST KIDDING!....Or am I?

Virgo: Philippines, hawk

Libra: South Africa, an entire pride of lions to protect you

Scorpio: Brazil, a panther

Sagittarius: North Korea, a tiger and a cheetah. How he got his hands on those we'll never know.

Capricorn: Australia, so many FREAKING animals!!!!!

Aquarius: New Zealand, she got you a kiwi, THE BIRD NOT THE FRUIT.

Pisces: China, he got you a panda. A FRICKING PANDA!

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